*taps mic*
so, sachston had a weekend of lezzing out right after the end of the movie. turns out, emily forgot that her schedule with her kids had changed! it changed every single time she had to go out of the country bc of her job so she could get more time with them as soon as she arrived. she loves her kids, but she starts to FREAK out when they’re waiting at the door and andy’s munching at her breakfast (carby breakfast [her kid’s healthy cereal she keeps in her cupboard]) looking like she had just woken up (she did).
emily can:
a) tell andy to hide and sneak out when the area’s clear (sad andy :c)
b) introduce them saying andy is just a friend who’s hanging out at 8am on a sunday (also sad andy but she’ll understand that’s waaay too soon to put a label on their relationship and be part of the kids lives too. em doesn’t even know if they would even like andy! [they’d love her])
c) introduce andy as her gf (THEY HAVENT HAD THE TALK ™ YET!!! PANICKING!!! [happily andy would play along and probably cry about it to lily]). one kid could be like “ow :( double susceptible to your mom’s jokes” and the other like “woah THREE really cool bday presents from now on”)
that’s my addition to this ship. please take it into consideration.
*mic interference sounds*
