buying loosies at the poppo mart

becca, they/them, 33, US EST I'm here to tiger drop and make friends, and I'm uh. all out of tiger drops? in other words my askbox is always open!! my survivor sideblog is @madethemerge 🌴 Moots are welcome to friend me on: PSN - saddr_weirdr discord - saddrweirdr

[saejimaeverywhere]

HI HELLO HI YES MY GOOD FRIENDS

upon watching a trio of mediocre gen x soft rock bands i had an epiphany

I'm like. definitely actually nonbinary

so they/them pronouns are wholeheartedly encouraged

thats all ok love u bye

[saejimaeverywhere]

it's all about that pength, babey

[aggrovante]

your life isn’t your own, but you wonder what itd be like if it was 

[katagogo]

AWOO! CUMMING ROUGHLY ABOUT THE WOODS by Simonjima Tigers

Chapter Three: Violent Gapes

Holy moly! I’ve just had another chapter of this story deposited through my letterbox by that shady individual, Simonjima Tigers! I am scared to it! Things are really starting to heat up here…! Werewolf dream sex? In this economy??

It’s more likely than you’d think and it’s here

[bltchkawa]

mr saejima I hope this message finds you well. I am writing this email to inform you that you are fucking stacked. You are like if a man was a woman. And Id totally smash.

thank you for your time.

Bk

[saejimaeverywhere]

ugh I probably could have gotten my meds today if I had argued with the pharmacy tech but my dad was standing right there ughhh

[dorywhynot]

"Iorek Byrnison" Watercolor on paper, 11x14", 2026.

For "Bibliophilia," opening April 8 at Quirky Fox Gallery

[rggconfessions]

Anonymous: "Please does anyone remember the name of this one kazumaji fic that details each life theyre reincarnated together in? Like at the beginning theyre single celled organisms and cavemen and shit and eventually they are consciousness on the system of a spacecraft? I sound insane but i swear it exists and i cant remember the tags for it. I neeeed to reread this fic."

[katagogo]

ok so ggg-ppp put this in the replies and i had to immediately go and read it and now i reckon that you should too

[natalieironside]

If elected president, I will:

Lie down on the ground outside

Abolish yesterday

Appoint a blue-ribbon science commission to investigate when tomorrow is coming

Abolish tomorrow

Provide research finding to find cures for malaise and the heebie-jeebies

Abolish the United States of America

Eat some chips

Lie down on the floor

[natalieironside]

On my first day in office I will enact an executive order abolishing the speed of light in a vacuum

[natalieironside]

If elected, I will make sure every American gets a free spider in their house

[asquidjigwouldworkonme]

President Natalie, what will you do about healthcare?

[natalieironside]

Make diseases illegal

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

why are you still crying

[saejimaeverywhere]

like. idk. im not surprised when I hear that kind of thing from my dad but. my mom who puts out a little of tray of water with pebbles in it so the bees can stand on them and drink when it's hot out? then turns around and says the most foul things? I just dont know it's so fucking hard to understand

[liquid-pirarucu]

shinada is cool

[saejimaeverywhere]

oh my god the worst thing abt my parents being racist is that they only do it when theyre talking quietly in the other room then shut up when I walk in

like why stop?? what are you afraid of?? you know im "one of those" people huh??? cmon say it to my fucking face.

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from We Love Katamari

[madcrazyworld]

Rrawr 🐯

[katagogo]

Sun Bleached Flies - a Kazumaji fic

Chapter Two

Two men in a bar after hours.

After Kiryu leaves Majima for dead at the Kamurocho docks, each man attempts to drown their feelings, and certain feelings come to the surface.

“Majima-no-niisan, what are you doing here? Let me help you, let me –” Kiryu gripped harder where he was holding the wrist and tried to pull him closer, to shake some alertness into him. Any sense of reason. It worked – Majima turned his face and recognition spread across it, the light returning to his eye as he gazed at the man before him. He didn’t seem perturbed by his own state of undress, although he stepped back and pulled his arm loose, holding it cautiously in his other hand. He looked for all the world like a wounded animal, backed into a corner and unsure who to trust.

[grendel-menz]

I got permission to share -- I'm making graphic novel with Fieldmouse Press!

[grendel-menz]

I'm having so much fun with the art in this comic.