saekoNeko

Have you ever loved celery so much you just can't

[waitrose]

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

[waitrose]

i shit you not

[captainmjolnir]

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

[vicambulating]

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

[h0rr0rchild]

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

Well now we do

[sothisisntbeingusednow]

goddamnit guys you guys suck at secrets

[darning-socks]

~labels are dumb~

[poiplefunguy]

love who you love, who cares

[softchubbypuppy]

[gnarville]

[unfollovving]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[falvie-blog]

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD

[yongmuney]

[nosdrinker]

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

[mattyhealys-bitch]

My outfit for finals week

[greelin]

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

[flowury]

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

[cadet-skittlezx]

[thankyoudolla-deactivated202312]

my thoughts exactly

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

[trolling-lover-blog]

[alcohoiic]

fuffuster:

why would you make a pokemon try to operate a camera when there are like 20 people there

cuz psyduck 

[alabasterbones]

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

[paprikamom-deactivated20160112]

These are a pair of onesies. For infants. One reads “i’m just a cupcake looking for my stud muffin” and the other reads “girls dig chubby guys”. Heteros really need to stop trying to force their lifestyle on children.

[paperwhale]

People are really creepy about pushing heterosexuality on babies in general. Like “oh, he loves to smile at girls, he’s such a flirt” and “What a pretty little girl; your daddy is going to have to beat the boys away with a stick”

Like can you not even wait for your infants to gain control of their neck muscles before you start pushing your sexual preferences on them?

[paprikamom-deactivated20160112]

oh my gosh this this this this this

so much

it makes me so uncomfortable

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[halflifealyx]

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second