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After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

yanimodowey

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

great news everybody!

programmerhumour

Relatable

association-of-free-people

🤔

elpatron56

matcha-eevee

superstonedcat

This is the engery we need for 2k19

donutfloats

‪Tending to the Green House ‬

heckolve

2-3 yrs ago me: Text talk is boring and emojis and stuff are cringey. I’m more mature than that.

me NOW, who is COOL: OWO?? owu? >:3c im gonnahgkkjaa gggGGHDDHg

biggaybunny

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

ubercharge

i’ve played like 14h of stardew in 2 sessions with jordan because first of all he’s the love of my life and gaming with your best friend is always a Joy but also because i tried playing this game in 1p and i didn’t get into it but playing with someone else is THE BEST!!! much less lonely

ubercharge

good details of co-op stardew:

sleeping in the same bed with your bro

every night when we get in bed jordan goes in a straight boy voice “hey move over bro”

the silence when you wake up and pick + water the crops in harmony

having your animals named after characters you like, seeing the animals named after characters your partner likes and going :)

when we run into each other in town and stuff as we chat with people he goes “hi how are ya” y’know in the voice you know the one

everyday he has to talk to penny because he’s courting her and he excitedly goes “penny. penny. penny. i have a gift for you” and it’s fun i know what he’s up to even if i’m somewhere else on the map

being on the same map area still has sounds playing on that area at full volume regardless of whether or not someone’s in your los so we can be on one and the other side of the town and hear each other eating and it’s HILARIOUS

rummaging through bins and being caught by an NPC sends a message into the chat for every fucking player to see

slab-o-meat

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

amongthespaghetti

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

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bogleech

junk food is always better than no food

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. It is 100% lying, evil, dangerous bullshit that some foods are “so bad for you it’s better to eat nothing.” It is never ever better to go hungry. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.