The messenger of the gods has his own letter to send <3
the lovely lovely letter was written by none other that @_isaiahwinters on twitter, please check out his work!!
The full translated thing:
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Show & Tell

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tumblr dot com
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Acquired Stardust
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
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sheepfilms

titsay

shark vs the universe

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@theartofmadeline
styofa doing anything
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor

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@saffronx-1
The messenger of the gods has his own letter to send <3
the lovely lovely letter was written by none other that @_isaiahwinters on twitter, please check out his work!!
The full translated thing:
Your art is so pretty omg
Might I humbly request your Hermes design? I’m sure he looks stunning in your style 🙏
i don’t rlly have a design for him but there’s this one that i use when i think of him. might update it in the future
IK A GINGER WHEN I SEE ONE. FINALLY. SOMEONE WHO SEES THE WORLD LIKE ME
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64217935?view_adult=true
Guys I did it. Please leave comments!
HELL YEAS.
Apollo: This ain't Texas...
Hermes: Ain't no hold 'em...
Athena: Cowboy Olympians.
Athena: You can drink your drink but you can't food your food!
Athena: But in Germany you can essen your Essen and trinken your Trinken!
Artemis: I'm confused....
That’s true, du trinkst, wir trinken, ich trinke/du isst, wir essen, ich esse.
Zeus: Oh Ares! I'm so...glad you made it. Ares: Love you too pops. The Horror Twins appear Zeus hugging them while they desperately try to escape Zeus: PHOBOS! DEIMOS! GRANDPA MISSED YOU BOTH VERY MUCH!
The Horror Twins: Missed...you...too.... Zeus: Need a snack, some nectar, ambrosia? Phobos: Oh um...no thank you. Deimos: Ditto. Zeus: Alright well enjoy the party! Zeus walks away. Phobos: Does he always... Ares: Yes. Deimos: Knew we should've stayed with mom.
“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.
The no1 patrochilles shipper istg. I can never beat him in shipping patrochilles, he will beat me, low diff….
Hermes: What number am I thinking of?
Artemis: You are not thinking about a number. You are thinking about stealing Athena's war helmet.
Hermes: ....Damn your good.
Apollo: Where did you get those cows? Hermes, pouting: I found them. Apollo: I find that answer vague and unconvincing.
Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.
Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them? Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
Hephaestus: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Ares: Stop romanticizing the past.
Hermes: Why am I out here lying about the smallest things for no reason?
*2 hours before*
Apollo: How was your morning?
Hermes: It was good! I had waffles for breakfast!
Apollo: Oh cool. Anyway *explains the plan for the day*
Hermes,*in his mind*: I DID NOT HAVE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST!

Hermes is so me ngl
Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back
Hermes: A police officer told me "Papers". I said "Scissors, I win!" and left!
Hermes: I thought he wanted a rematch because after that he was chasing me for 45 minutes!
Apollo: May this be the last time I bail you out!
Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back
Hermes: Quick what is it called when....when like....Your bisexual but with your hands?! Athena: .....Ambidextrous. Hermes: I don't have time for your French right now!!!