Saffron!^^

I am addicted to epic and all ships with Hermes involved (professional Hermes gooner) PFP BY Aungchaa!!

[tea-bejjai]

The messenger of the gods has his own letter to send <3

the lovely lovely letter was written by none other that @_isaiahwinters on twitter, please check out his work!!

The full translated thing:

[quackysprouts]

Your art is so pretty omg

Might I humbly request your Hermes design? I’m sure he looks stunning in your style 🙏

i don’t rlly have a design for him but there’s this one that i use when i think of him. might update it in the future

[saffronx-1]

IK A GINGER WHEN I SEE ONE. FINALLY. SOMEONE WHO SEES THE WORLD LIKE ME

[aungcha]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64217935?view_adult=true

Guys I did it. Please leave comments!

[saffronx-1]

HELL YEAS.

[olympushit]

Apollo: This ain't Texas...

Hermes: Ain't no hold 'em...

Athena: Cowboy Olympians.

[olympushit]

Athena: You can drink your drink but you can't food your food!

Athena: But in Germany you can essen your Essen and trinken your Trinken!

Artemis: I'm confused....

[saffronx-1]

That’s true, du trinkst, wir trinken, ich trinke/du isst, wir essen, ich esse.

[superscrub323]

Zeus: Oh Ares! I'm so...glad you made it. Ares: Love you too pops. The Horror Twins appear Zeus hugging them while they desperately try to escape Zeus: PHOBOS! DEIMOS! GRANDPA MISSED YOU BOTH VERY MUCH!

The Horror Twins: Missed...you...too.... Zeus: Need a snack, some nectar, ambrosia? Phobos: Oh um...no thank you. Deimos: Ditto. Zeus: Alright well enjoy the party! Zeus walks away. Phobos: Does he always... Ares: Yes. Deimos: Knew we should've stayed with mom.

[princessofopus]

“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.

[saffronx-1]

The no1 patrochilles shipper istg. I can never beat him in shipping patrochilles, he will beat me, low diff….

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hermes: What number am I thinking of?

Artemis: You are not thinking about a number. You are thinking about stealing Athena's war helmet.

Hermes: ....Damn your good.

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: Where did you get those cows? Hermes, pouting: I found them. Apollo: I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

[incorrectgreekgods]

Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them? Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

[incorrectgreekgods]

Hephaestus: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Ares: Stop romanticizing the past.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hermes: Why am I out here lying about the smallest things for no reason?

*2 hours before*

Apollo: How was your morning?

Hermes: It was good! I had waffles for breakfast!

Apollo: Oh cool. Anyway *explains the plan for the day*

Hermes,*in his mind*: I DID NOT HAVE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST!



[saffronx-1]

Hermes is so me ngl

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[olympushit]

Hermes: A police officer told me "Papers". I said "Scissors, I win!" and left!

Hermes: I thought he wanted a rematch because after that he was chasing me for 45 minutes!

Apollo: May this be the last time I bail you out!

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hermes: Quick what is it called when....when like....Your bisexual but with your hands?! Athena: .....Ambidextrous. Hermes: I don't have time for your French right now!!!