Sage Alturez

A dude, shitposter, music maker, fox-shark with a microphone, and a maker of things.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[initiatetoaster]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[sage-alturez]

@rose-lost-her-braincell

[jairus666]

[sage-alturez]

Digital circus is an isekai. hear me out here it's another world other than earth, entered possibly by the destruction/death of the body/mind Cain is the harem leader (leads the adventures and shit) Pomni is the new "Level one player" with an OP skill (makes the NPCs Self Aware) Kinger is the god of the world (might be at the very least one of the devs or QA testers of the Circus)

Jax is the tsundere (possibly yandere)

[sage-alturez]

I FUCKING CALLED IT ON KINGER

[sage-alturez]

They're putting yuri in the water

they're turning the Friggin Frogs Trans.

[pukicho]

I had a cool dream where I was hooting at an owl so I could get it to hoot back at me and my hoots attracted a wolf

[pukicho]

Dream haters are sickly freaks who die in damp caves due to malnutrition

[sage-alturez]

what about dream lovers, pukicho?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[sage-alturez]

Unlrelated to the image, when i went to go to tumblr to post this shitty meme, Instead of typing "tumblr.com" into the URL bar.... i instead typed "kill yourself" think i need to talk to my therapist again soon.

[sage-alturez]

i finally got the motivation to draw again, and figured we could all use something good, so here's Sage bein a wholesome little ball of shark.

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[sage-alturez]

HRT: (Haunted Regal Titties)

[pukicho]

I like to wake up and go to bed

[pukicho]

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

[sage-alturez]

thats still pretty relatable puki

[sage-alturez]

I used to be something, man. I used to consume the blood of children, man, I used to have an esoteric and forgotten name, which, like me, was only a whisper from the great oaks of the forest, man. Man, i used to be worshiped like a god, man. man, those were the days. Man has no respect for the old gods of the wild woods, man. (Pic unrelated)

[pukicho]

My crappy first attempt at astrophotography on a 50mm lens went better than expected. I got a fucking PLANET in there.

[sage-alturez]

oh @rose-lost-her-braincell . got another one.

[every-cool-name-is-taken]

Bad news guys but the new vine that’s touting the fact that it doesn’t use AI is actually being used to scrape more content FOR ai. They don’t want ai content being used to train their ai to avoid rampancy. From their website, you can see that they’re powered by something called Rabble.

If you go to the rabble website, you see this:

If you click “and other stuff”, you see this:

They’re using it to train an ai called Nostr. Don’t use it unless you want them to scrape whatever you put on their and put it into their ai.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Fuck; wrong there and I can’t edit it without editing the original post and then re-reblogging it.

[sage-alturez]

alternatively, fill with with poisoned content. i think nightshade still works, last i heard

[sage-alturez]

Sage? More like RAGE WHERES YOUR ANGER RISE RISE RISE RISE

my rage is a quiet thing, an assassin awaiting it's moment. My anger is a small hidden thing, a venomous secret. It is unseen, but it is everywhere. my anger is the cold wind. the winters grasp on the hearts of my enemies. the passion in the hearts of my friends. you will not not see the face of my anger, but you will know when it is there. also i just... like... prefer to be chill as fuck. I get more good friends that way.

[pukicho]

Just invented Bobe. Expect to find Bobe in the market Q2 2026

[pukicho]

Thank you investors for the billions of dollars

[m0untaingiraffe]

May I ask what does Bobe do?

[pukicho]

We're SO glad you asked! We use state-of-the-art functions to streamline and expand workflow opportunities across the board! Think of us like a "do-better" button, for you AND for your wallet.

[pukicho]

So fucking horrible that it feels real

[sage-alturez]

one more buzzword and I'll do it.

[sage-alturez]

*Turns you into soup*

YOU FOOL, YOU BAFOON, YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE, I AM A THICC BEEF STEW. NONE OF THE WEAK WATERY SOUP CRAP, I AM SLOW COOKED TO PERFECTION

[sage-alturez]

BOO

 because you took a swig of sweet baby rays before running out of the house. You will not go gentle into this good night, for souped up on the sweet nectar of God, you are now essentially a human nuclear recoilless gun.

No mortal shall oppose you now, for you have ascended to a plane of existence touched by no other living man.

Your opponents will not even realize what is happening before a beam of fissile material transfers five hundred kilotons worth of TNT through their chest, killing them instantly.