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this village will prosper if i must shed blood for that, let it be so.

[kakumeinoshippai]

Hokage visit

[kakumeinoshippai]

This man was Hokage. This man made decisions. Godamn.

But luckily for Naruto, the bell rang, and he dismissed his students, who scuttled out of the classroom with some haste, some giggling as they passed the Hokage once again.

Sasuke was left to be skeptical over the lunch Naruto brought him, raising a thick eyebrow.

[sagelyunderdog]

Hell yes, saved by the bell.

Naruto quickly scooted a chair up towards the desk, setting a lunch of his own--a lukewarm tupperware container stuffed with ramen--down on the opposite side, utilizing the desk as a table.

"Relax, it's store-bought. No sweets, or anything. I put some extra tomatoes in it for you," he shot him a look, setting a pair of chopsticks infront of them. He was a good cook. He just wasn't good most of the time.

[kakumeinoshippai]

Hokage visit

[kakumeinoshippai]

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It was like meeting the president, had Sasuke actually known what a president actually was. They were in awe, that this powerful and influental shinobi, who had ended the war, was in their classroom.

Sasuke was just annoyed.

"Well, they were…" he cuts in after a few moments, eyeing his students over. "But I think they’re more interested in you than their work, now." This earns him a few uplifted heads, as his tone implies that this interest isn’t necessarily bad. Maybe Naruto would let them ask questions.

"Maybe the Hokage should answer some questions they have." 

[sagelyunderdog]

He scuffled over to the desk Sasuke sat at, and scooted a small bento box onto it, giving him a little grin. Was recess soon? It was probably soon. It was around noon, anyway. They should have recess.

Hands shot-up the moment Sasuke brought-up the topic of questions, and Naruto raised his eyebrows, suddenly put on the spot. "U-Uh," he glanced around the room, before he pursed his lips, nudging his friend's elbow with his own.

"You, uh. You can call on 'em. They're your students, after all."

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confuseduchiha replied to your post:pffthehehehehe.

:I

Tchehehehehehehehehehe.

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pffthehehehehe.

[sagelyunderdog]

So have you had sex yet?

Do you really think I'm gonna talk about that out in the open? I have a reputation to uphold, 'ttebayo!

[kakumeinoshippai]

Hokage visit

[kakumeinoshippai]

Children were always excited to see the Hokage. The classroom immediately erupted into small gasps and a few squeaks, some students straightening up their seats and posture, because the Hokage was in the room, their room.

Sasuke’s reaction was an intense narrowing of his eyes. Great, he couldn’t believe it, what was he planning. And it wasn’t as if he could ask what the hell he was doing here, he had students in his room and he couldn’t really curse infront of them.

So his skepticism was reduced to one loud cough, getting his students attention at the same time.

"As you can see, our Hokage decided to pay us a visit. It seems he’s not that busy today…"  he trailed off, a glance directed at Naruto.

[sagelyunderdog]

Naruto gave a little unpracticed wave to the students as they suddenly freaked-out infront of him, and they beamed in response, some of them shrinking into their seats anxiously. Did they think he was gonna whack 'em, or something? He wasn't that bonkers.

"I had a little free-time, so," he cleared his throat, giving Sasuke a toothy grin, "I decided to pop by and see how our next generation is doing. Are they working hard?" He turned to squint at them, and they tensed again, tipping their heads down to their papers to scribble frantically.

He might've been taking advantage of his power just...slightly.

But it was for the best. Besides, he even managed to pack Sasuke a lunch. That he snagged from his own office, because he didn't really have any groceries left at home. Oh well.

[kakumeinoshippai]

Hokage visit

Hey may no longer have chakra, but Sasuke seemed to have a certain sixth sense when it came to Naruto. Like when he was about to do something especially stupid. The feeling had been nagging at him since he woke up, where Naruto had been uncharacteristically enthusiastic about getting to work at the Hokage’s office.

But what did he have planned…?

He’d find out, sooner or later, but as of right now, he tried to focus on the classroom of young students taking notes, as he flitted between that and grading papers from a few days before.

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His job wasn't the most exciting in the entire world, and on most mornings, he'd sluggishly stumble off towards his office, almost skulking the entire way, like he was heading for a prison sentence. He wasn't very fond of signing papers. Or writing papers. Or looking at papers.

But today, he had a little idea.

He'd crammed to finish most of his work that was technically due for tomorrow the night before, just so he could pop by for a spontaneous little visit to one of Konoha's genin training classrooms--because that was what Hokage did. Right? Right.

And he knocked quietly on the door to just let himself in to one of those classrooms, dressed-up in his big ridiculous robes, with his dorky little hat. Just because. He stood silently at the door at first and closed it behind himself, clasping his hands behind his back and grinning like a moron.

Was he about to pull a prank? Probably. Either way, the fun was just about to begin.

[sagelyunderdog]

What's it like being hokage?

Boooriiiinnngg.

There really isn't any action unless something goes really wrong. Most of the time, it's just meeting with neighboring villages or sitting in big rooms while people talk, or it's paperwork among paperwork.

Sometimes, I miss when things were all screwed-up, only 'cuz life was a lot more high action back then.

[sagelyunderdog]

Someone save me from this paperwork please.

[kakumeinoshippai]

Because if they saw you you keep your apartment, you wouldn’t be Hokage.

-crosses his arms.-

[sagelyunderdog]

Oh, because they choose who becomes Hokage based on how clean their room is. Come on.

And it's not even that bad, 'ttebayo.

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confuseduchiha replied to your post:So is Sasu-kun like your housemaid now?

Am fucking not.

Well, you DO kinda cook and clean a little.

[sagelyunderdog]

So is Sasu-kun like your housemaid now?

HahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAPFFFFCHCHCHCHCHcchchchchh--

[sagelyunderdog]

Someone do all this paperwork for me so I can go do meet-and-greets at school and freak-out all the little kids before their genin exams.

[kakumeinoshippai]

-

"You should stop distracting me while I’m cooking." he snaps back just as easily, narrowing his eyes, this time reaching for a small napkin to hold on his fingers. He’s basically Naruto’s only source of real food, and that infernal ramen stand doesn’t count. 

Naruto will just have to deal with the potato skin if he’s so intent on keeping it away from him.

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"Tskkk, if you didn't have me for company, your life would be so much more boring, 'ttebayo," he grunts, setting the peeler in the sink. Ramen was pretty much all he needed, it wasn't like he considered 'real food' a necessity. 

"You want me to get you a bandaid, or somethin'?" He technically should be working right now, but whatever. Stalling was okay when he was Hokage.

[kakumeinoshippai]

Oh, is that how it’s going to be, Naruto? You’re going to laugh at him? Well, he’s still bleeding, and he holds out his finger towards the food he’s preparing, making a motion as if he’s going to squeeze it.

Do you really want him bleeding all over your food?

Do you?

[sagelyunderdog]

Naruto tenses like he's been slapped in the face, and his childish smirk feels strained. He twitches, hesitantly reaching out to carefully push his wrist away from the food. No, blood was not a good topping. He rather dislikes the metallic tang, anyway.

Instead, he reaches for the potato peeler and takes it, taking a step back.

"I should childproof this."

[sagelyunderdog]

Ugh. Uuuuughh.

UUUGGGHHH.

[sagelyunderdog]

Blehblehblehbleh.