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Blackwood Affiliated AU Sou Hiyori from Your Turn To Die

[sagishin]

omawariji‌:

“Sounds like you might be getting your sheep fuzz trimmed then?” Come to think of it, it wasn’t like anyone could actually see… Sou’s ears or jawline even sometimes. As a campus policeman, it was nice to see one of the students get something that actually was a functional prize. As someone who personally knew Sou, well, that just gave him a chance to be another thorn in the student’s side for the time being.

“You sure it’s warm enough for you to do that? Wahaha, wouldn’t wanna see a repeat of that parka fiasco from the beginning of the year.”

“Sheep fuzz?!” What kind of way to describe his hair was that?! Man, he really was just a joke to that officer, wasn’t he? Maybe he didn’t make the best figure back in the gym the other day, but that still was kind of a belittling remark nonetheless! 

“Ahaha, you really are a friendly campus policeman... for you to worry about me being cold like that!” The way he said that thrived of sarcasm. “I’ll know what I’m doing though, I’m an adult, you know!” Keiji was right though, he wouldn’t cut it much shorter, because... well, it really would be cold. It was nice to have his hair and beanie to protect his ears like that... but it’s not like anyone else needed to know that!!

“Maybe you should mind your own business, and go shave your five o clock shadow!”

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“Ah, I actually won something from the raffle. So it’s a $30 gift card to Luciole, huh?” That was that hair dresser place, wasn’t it. Honestly, it did surprise him that he did win anything at all, since he usually wasn’t really the lucky type. And getting his hair trimmed for free, sure was better than nothing at all! How unusual convenient things turned out for him for once! 

He would consider getting more than a trim, but it was way too cold to wear his hair any shorter. (Especially since he did wear beanie and scarf even on chilly summer days...)

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‘ mad at me? i didn’t fucking do anything. ’

(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

“You didn’t do anything, huh?” Sou wasn’t really the type of person to make close friends in class. Or, anywhere, really. However, he had to communicate with his classmates here and there for group projects. And it seems like Tenko here, forgot the responsibility he was carrying with him here! 

“Let me refresh your memory then: Are you aware that we have our presentation today? Because you weren’t really present the last lesson, when we had the opportunity to actually work on our project. Where were you?” Not that it matters, this teal haired guy didn’t depend on anyone ever. He had troubles trusting others, so he did kind of prepare a solid presentation all by himself already. But if this other guy was of any kind of use, he could at least help him present all the stuff he has written up for today. 

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' be nice or i’ll push you off the ladder. ’

(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

“M-miss Nico, please!” Maybe the comment about her short stature wasn’t really necessary. Sure, it was an easy thing to say, if a girl of her height asks him to get something from the library, that she couldn’t even reach with a ladder, but he should have known better! Still, he did climb up here to get the book she asked for after all, couldn’t she be a little more appreciate that fact? Never mind, she did seem like a rather brat kind of girl to him from the start…

“I-if you’re gonna touch the ladder, you can go ask someone else to help you out here!”

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‘ you’re gonna die and i’ll laugh when it happens. ’

(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

“S-shut up!” Was all he got out in between his heavy breathing. He felt like no matter how hard he tried to calm down, he couldn’t get any air inside of his lungs. And that just because he tried… to lift some weights. Yes, who knows how any of this happened, but Sou somehow really ended up going to the gym with this one weird and suspicious looking campus officer. “I… I just am not feeling that well today. It was an exhausting week so far…!”

What was even the deal with Keiji’s muscles? Did he take steroids? It was hard to imagine, that he’d look like that, only from visiting this terrible place a few times a week. God, failing in front of a guy like him, really was one of the most embarrassed things he could imagine. Truly, his pride was hurt in this moment… And Keiji chuckling already only made all of this worse!

Why did he even end up here in the first place?! Being active never was anything he was skilled at. He was horrible at it, actually. Somehow though, he couldn’t help but feel envious of how manly other guys with… stronger bodies did look. Was he jealous? Did he try to impress someone? Why should he care about any of this again? 

He really should have thought more about it before coming here to his demise.

“Aren’t there any… more beginner friendly ways to train here? I- I mean, not that I never trained before, I just-” Damn it now he has to find a valid excuse that the other would actually believe… “I just did some sit-ups at home before, nothing with heavy lifting… ahaha…” Someone, help him.

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(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  and i’m done. adios, bitches!  ’

‘  be nice or i’ll push you off the ladder.  ’

‘  butterflies are not your friend.  ’

‘  did you also know that bad people do bad things sometimes?  ’

‘  did you know that sometimes vin diesel can come into your work and shoot up the place with a machine gun?  ’

‘  did you seriously just leave to go look at a bug outside?  ’

‘  dinosaurs and penguins are the same thing, right?  ’

‘  don’t come in the bathroom, i’m currently dying.  ’

‘  emo sing-along time!  ’

‘  i didn’t find my courage, but i found john winchester faster than sam and dean did so that’s an accomplishment.  ’

‘  i didn’t push you, you willingly went in!  ’

‘  i don’t like it when someone comes in the bathroom when i’m pooping and poop bombs me.  ’

‘  i fucking suck at math. you should know this by now.  ’

‘  i had a dream i was gay and it was great so i bought this rainbow lighter this morning.  ’

‘  i left my brain at home today.  ’

‘  i threw away your banana and i’m stealing your donut.  ’

‘  if i die eating this vending machine breakfast burrito just know that i think you’re awesome and i will miss you.  ’

‘  in here, your imagination’s your best friend.  ’

‘  is this how the world ends? rainfall? ouch.  ’

‘  it’s that good 2006 emo shit.  ’

‘  i’m always heavily, heavily medicated.  ’

‘  i’m currently having the time of my damn life if you must know.  ’

‘  i’m cute as fuck, but i’m dumber than rocks.  ’

‘  i’m not a fucking baby so stop saying i am!  ’

‘  i’m pissed off because she got pissed at me for no reason.  ’

‘  i’m running behind. my plant got decapitated when i was cooking breakfast.  ’

‘  i’m scared of heights and i want to die.  ’

‘  i’m watching tv, everybody shut up!  ’

‘  i’ve almost died about twenty times total today.  ’

‘  i’ve almost had 39 heart attacks today alone.  ’

‘  let’s get emo up in this bitch.  ’

‘  mad at me? i didn’t fucking do anything.  ’

‘  now i’ve had the time of my life and i owe it all to… this dumb ass job that’s gotta get done.  ’

‘  oh great, i’ll die knowing that the worst worker here loves me.  ’

‘  oh yay… there’s a video…  ’

‘  okay, so you need to be in a bubble today.  ’

‘  she has an octopus tattoo on her asshole and i think that’s beautiful.  ’

‘  she saved my life. i thought there was a spider on my back and she was gonna move it, but it was actually just my hair. she’s a life saver.  ’

‘  she thinks i should be scared of her? i’m not scared of anybody. it’s me they should be scared of.  ’

‘  shove a cigarette in there for the wasps to smoke while they die.  ’

‘  shut the fuck up, you’re always cold.  ’

‘  shut up, i’m making dinosaurs!  ’

‘  someone’s gotta be thrown under the bus and it’s not gonna be me.  ’

‘  someone’s having a hissy fit!  ’

‘  stop stealing my fucking chair!  ’

‘  stop trying to hold my hand, i need to poop!  ’

‘  there are no rules in this place.  ’

‘  there’s no smiling allowed here.  ’

‘  this is actually the day from hell.  ’

‘  this is lawless land.  ’

‘  those noises were coming from you?!  ’

‘  until you get past the first three months, you’re just another cute face to me.  ’

‘  we broke her.  ’

‘  we don’t associate with people named linda. it’s just a rule.  ’

‘  we don’t even know how to function now.  ’

‘  welcome to the island of misfits.  ’

‘  well, i woke up wanting to cry and now i’m here. how’s your day?  ’

‘  what do you need? you’re interrupting my serial killer podcast!  ’

‘  what, you’re not having fun?  ’

‘  what. the. actual. fuck.  ’

‘  when you leave, your cat’s just sluttin’ it up with other people. she probably has a tinder and everything.  ’

‘  you didn’t hire me to be good at math.  ’

‘  you guys, this is a great day.  ’

‘  you pushed me into a box and tried to kill me!  ’

‘  you’re gay too? you’re gonna fit in great here.  ’

‘  you’re gonna die and i’ll laugh when it happens.  ’

‘  you’re gonna wear jeans? look at you getting fancy!  ’

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silenttium‌:

Shouko is still far too invested in the return of her wallet that she fails to realize that the kind stranger is attempting to initiate small talk with her. But as soon as she looks up at him and realizes that he’s seemingly waiting for an answer, she flinches in surprise and quickly pulls her phone out from her pocket. 

It doesn’t take her longer than a minute to type down exactly what she needs to say in every first encounter she finds herself walking into. She breathes in with a nervous rise of her shoulders before finally presenting the screen of her phone to him.

❝Thank you so much for returning my wallet and I will forever be grateful! I was born with hearing impairment which is why I’m using my phone to communicate. I would love to reward you for your act of kindness though!❞ 

“Ah... er...” At first Sou thought, that the girl tried to convey a private message when showing him her phone, but once he read what she wrote, it made sense why she used this kind of communication. Truth to be told, he never had met anyone with a hearing impairment before (probably because he barely left the house), so he wasn’t sure what the right way to react to this was.

For starters though, he tried to speak more slow and clearly: “Um... Can you understand me, or would you prefer if I’d use my phone as well?” Maybe it really would be easier to text in that case. He didn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable though. Man... he really was glad that he could return her the wallet now, it seemed like she has to deal already with more than enough in her daily life.

Before he decided to talk more, he grabbed for his own phone, and started to type a message  for her as well. Even if she could understand what he was saying, it must be hard to hear him clearly with all those people around them. Hopefully she wouldn’t mind. Once he was done typing, he showed his phone screen to her, as she did before. 

« I see. Let me use my phone too then, since it’s pretty loud around here, isn’t it? Typing is sometimes easier than talking anyway. And... It was nothing, really! I don’t need any reward for that. But if you’d like to, I wouldn’t mind to play one or two of these games here with you. I was looking for a challenge anyway! »  

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Why didn’t the other appear more excited when they were able to enter the library? It was a bit confusing, but Joe just assumed it was exhaustion. It was pretty early after all, maybe Joe had felt more energy due to the time pressure of printing. Still, whoever thought it was a good idea to delay opening the library must be out of their mind, it’s like they’re asking to put university students under an even more time crunch! 

As they both entered the library, Joe quickly ran through his mind if he had everything on the assignment so it could be printed and get a decent grade. Cover page? Yep, Bibliography? Yeah, not entirely sure about the formatting though. Page numbers? They should be one there. That seemed like it should be all! 

“You’re right! I’m Joe Tazuna, an education major!” Computer science? Whoa, he must be pretty smart then. They surely would’ve been able to sneak in another route then if that girl hadn’t walked out. “Hey, you think you could help me print this before you go? It’s better than me running around the library searching for you, I know it’s going to have some issue. I can grab your book as a thanks!” Knowing that printers can smell fear, Joe thought that this would work better. 

“An education major? Interesting...” He could see that! Besides his gaudy looks, Joe seemed like a pretty nice guy. At least from what he could tell from now. Of course, Sou wasn’t a person that thinks you could trust any nice seeming person that he met, but something about him did seem really... friendly. 

Just when the teal haired guy was ready to part ways for good (especially before Joe would understand his failure with the door from before), the other stopped him and asked him to accompany him some longer time. Hah, he gets it, printer could be scary if you were in a hurry. Honestly speaking though, he’d rather mind his own business and get the book he needed right away, but somehow...

Maybe it was the responsibility he felt because he was older than Joe, but he felt too guilty to leave him like that. Darn it, oh well... “Ah, no need to. I can grab my book myself, but... sure thing. Let’s go print your assignment. You sure you have everything print ready? Sometimes a little formatting mistake can ruin the whole thing. Oh, and I hope for you, the printers are free right now...” It sure sounded like a last minute print, but, he wasn’t really the one to talk here.

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"Just so you know, this is obligation chocolate! There's nothing else behind it and if you don't like it, just chuck it, I'm not gonna take it back or anything! Ahem, anyway..." Don't worry, she didn't try to do anything too risky like making her own chocolate, this is just some nice (decently expensive) store bought chocolate in a nice box. But that's only because presents should be in nice boxes and not because she picked it out, okay? Just take it already!

“Ahaha, that’s a surprisingly expensive brand for ‘obligation chocolate’, don’t you think so, miss Lili?” Actually, his smug grin about this was more for show than anything else. This was a first, for someone giving him anything on this kind of holiday. Valentine’s day wasn’t anything he’d usually give any attention to until now. (Or he desperately tried to ignore it, because he never had anything to do with it…)

The other confusing part, next to actually getting chocolate from a girl this year, was how Lili got to those expensive things all the time. Were her parents rich and spoiled her or something?! He maybe should ask her more about her background, then he somehow had a feeling as if she didn’t even realize how pricey the stuff was, that she has given to him until now… Man, she really seemed sheltered, huh? Probably even more than him. That made him kind of curious, but… now was not the time to break his head over this. 

“Actually though… I can’t eat that much chocolate all by myself at once. If you don’t have any other plans, do you want to come inside to get some tea and…share it? It should be fine, since it’s just chocolate between neighbors anyway, right?” 

Maybe he wouldn’t spend Valentine’s Day alone this year after all…

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You Die. Sou from freegame キミガシネ / Kimi ga Shine / You Die.  dat Komaeda and Ouma vibe……….

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you're not... allergic to kiwis, are you? i'm just saying, i just happen to have some kiwis that i can't eat all by myself so...

“Kiwis? Ah, not that I know of. Though, it’s been a while since I’ve had any.” Weren’t they kind of bitter? Ugh, he wasn’t used to eating that healthy. But if Lili already invited him like that, it would be rude to refuse, right? Eating fruits together with her, didn’t sound that bad. Not that he’s gonna tell her that though.

“Why do you have so many of them anyway? You’re not buying random things to test my allergies now, are you? But uh, guess before they go bad, we can share them. Thanks, miss Lili.”

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💬 not that i really care but someone said that they saw you drop a cookie on the ground and then pick it up and eating without dusting it off. i don't care but did you...?

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

Did he really seem like the type of guy who would actually do something like that? It was true, he wasn’t the most wealthy, but even he could do better than eating a cookie that he dropped to the ground. Especially without dusting it off. 

“I most certainly did not. Where did you even hear that from?!” His voice sounded pretty serious when saying that. “I don’t know about you, but if I’d eat anything as dirty as something that layed on the ground, I would suffer with a pretty bad stomachache after. I mean… wouldn’t anyone? That’s gross…” It wasn’t that gross, but it sure wasn’t anything Sou should try with that delicate stomach of his…

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💬 heard you tried to pick up a 0.5 kg dumbbell and failed horribly

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

“W-where did you…?!”

“I-I mean, who told you that? Ahaha… that would be pretty pathetic, wouldn’t it?” Was someone else from campus present, when he forced himself to the gym that one time?! Because he really did struggle with a dumbbell of that weight that time… But he’d rather die. than admitting that in front of Keiji and his big muscles!! 

“It’s true that I was at the gym, but it twas a 10,5 kg dumbbell actually… ahaha, rumors sure are funny, aren’t they?”

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4, 14, 28!

50 Random Character Questions

4. Talk about a happy experience.

“Ah, uh… it’s no big deal, but some other student I helped out the other day with a computer virus, actually bought me lunch the day after. That was pretty considerate of them, even if it was just a quick fix on my side.”

14. What do you do to relax? 

It was really hard to answer some questions, without always saying that he spends time on his computer. Damn it, what else does he do in his free time? He has to think… “I er… Like to read… drinking tea and taking naps is pretty relaxing too and helps to come down after an eventful day.”

28. What’s in your closet? 

“I think my wardrobe is a little… warmer than the ones you’re probably used to.” He always was cold after all. It wasn’t rare to see him with a beanie and scarf in summer either. He even wears those inside pretty often… However, he does have some shirts and shorts… He just doesn’t use them very often.

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wait uh 37,45, & 48!

50 Random Character Questions

37. Are you allergic to anything? 

“Please don’t tell me you’re asking me that, because you want to try to cook something again? If so, please, just don’t.” He didn’t want for anything to go up in flames, and really… He was even more concerned about her own safety if she enters any kitchen, but it’s not like he’d tell her that. “Ah, but to answer your question more seriously. I’m not sure if it’s an allergy, but my stomach doesn’t work too well with fish… And I also tend to get some hay fever in spring… Ah, if it gets warmer there’s insect bites too… I’m not good with any of these kind of things, if that answers your question.”

45. How many blankets do you sleep with? How big is your bed? How soft/firm is it? Can you sleep anywhere or under certain conditions? 

“Let me guess, you’re asking this because of my scarf and beanie, yeah? Ahaha, er…” Well she was right, he does get cold pretty easily. “I usually sleep with one blanket, but if it’s really cold, it’s normal to use two, isn’t it?” He’d probably use even more, if there wouldn’t be the heat of his laptop warming him up too. “I have a twin sized bed, but it’s more than enough for one person. And if I’m really tired… I guess I can nap in pretty uncommon places. But that’s not that unusual, is it?”

47. What kind of drunk are you? Emotional? Angry? Clingy? Has this caused trouble for you? 

“Really sorry to disappoint, miss Lili. But I’m a responsible drinker. So guess I can’t tell you that one, even if I would want to!” Honestly, the only reason why he didn’t drink that much before, was because he almost never goes out, and also because his stomach couldn’t take as much, most likely. He did already fear that he would be an emotional drunk though, and he’d rather… not show this side to anyone he knows. 

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12 :) 7, 25

50 Random Character Questions

12. Name something that you like that you’re embarrassed about

Only two things come to mind. One was his huge interest in computers in general. Coding, scripting… hacking… All of that was super interesting to him. There was a reason why he picked his major. But that was better a thing that he wouldn’t mention in front of Keiji. Guess he has to admit the other embarrassing thing… 

“I… er… guess I like to spend my time pretty much just indoors. There’s always a lot to do. Be it chores, or papers or…” A pause and a troubled expression on his face, because he already didn’t know what else to say. “Ngh, alright, I admit… I spend most of my time on my computer… pretty much.”

7. Talk about the last argument you’ve had with someone. What was it about?

“Ah, that was with a fine arts major here. He got mad at me because I closed a… um, let’s say suggestive ad on his laptop. Apparently he wanted to sketch the lady before I did that, but those ads were loud and… really, who wants to keep an ad up on their display?!  I just couldn’t understand!”

25. What habits/tics do you have? Do you annoy people with them?

“Ahaha! What an amusing question. You really think I have some annoying habits like that, mister campus officer?” He sure did have them. He was pretty stubborn about things, maybe sometimes even a little arrogant. He didn’t have too much contact to others, but if he did, he does admit that it mostly ends up in an argument. 

“Guess people tend to get annoyed because I do know a lot more than them from time to time! I can’t help it, really!” A wide smug grin on his face. He knew that this wasn’t a desired answer, and he wasn’t fully serious with it either. But hey, it wasn’t like Keiji did answer all of his questions much more seriously either.