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[astrologytemple-deactivated2016]

The signs as pick up lines

Aries: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard

Taurus: If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up

Gemini: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

Cancer: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Leo: Hey girl, you a Pokemon? cause i wanna throw my balls at you 

Virgo: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me 

Libra: Is your body from McDonalds? cause i’m lovin it

Scorpio: My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Sagittarius: I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight

Capricorn: Baby I’m no weather man, but you can be expecting a few inches tonight 

Aquarius: You got an inhaler, cause i got that ass ma

Pisces: Do you speak french? then come get this wee wee 

Source: Astrology Temple

[just-for-grins]

Steal Your Girl IT Guy

[did-you-know]

Rap battles have been around since the 5th century. ‘Flyting’ was a ritual in which two people competed by exchanging insults in poetic verse, similar to modern freestyle battles between rappers. The insults were very provocative, and people often accused each other of cowardice and sexual perversion. Source

[mintsuna]

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

[punksm0ker-moved]

ok i couldnt resist adding to this anymore

[mintsuna]

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

[radiocandy]

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

[ithadtobethemoon]

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[pinkpurplebluexxx-deactivated20]

BISEXUAL PEOPLE REMAIN BISEXUAL NO MATER WHICH GENDER THEY ARE CURRENTLY DATING. THE GENDER OF THE PERSON A BISEXUAL PERSON DATES DOES NOT CHANGE THEIR ORIENTATION.

[sai-miyoshi]

[sai-miyoshi]

Hi, do you like yaoi?

Yeah, course I do :-)

[sai-miyoshi]

Ok, am I the only one who has no idea what those cool sharks or 'superbowl' mean?

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

[video]

[nutstradamus-deactivated2014102]

[virgobitxh]

[love--anime]

[ethertune]

Water Blossoms (By SimplySchmoopie)

[innocenttmaan]

[waveofemotions-deactivated20140]

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

[theilllestvillain]

SAME

[chickpeasandthischick-deactivat]

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

[ultimawolf900]

This post is amazing reblog please

[paperforbreakfast]

Some relaxed affirmation cats in case you need them.