The signs as pick up lines
Aries: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard
Taurus: If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up
Gemini: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
Cancer: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Leo: Hey girl, you a Pokemon? cause i wanna throw my balls at you
Virgo: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
Libra: Is your body from McDonalds? cause i’m lovin it
Scorpio: My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Sagittarius: I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight
Capricorn: Baby I’m no weather man, but you can be expecting a few inches tonight
Aquarius: You got an inhaler, cause i got that ass ma
Pisces: Do you speak french? then come get this wee wee
Source: Astrology Temple

















