Plant_boii

Mykel here! Ftm/25/t-date: 3-7-17 Gay for Skylar 💖

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[syro]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[ampervadasz]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[catchymemes]

[sarahseeandersen]

[2000strends]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[chillyfeetsteak]

i disrespect the grind

[chillyfeetsteak]

[tiefling-queer]

[shermangiftbasket]

heres a comp of all the kissing I caught at tboy wrestling 😗

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[yorickalas]

[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in

[scramratz]

[depsidase]

[cottoncandylesbo]

why does every job application page ask for references bitch why do you think i LEAVE!!!! because im HAPPY????? managers are CUNTS!!!!! dont ASK about my past JOBS!!!!!! they aint SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!