Everyday is learning : )

Not into boys, any pronouns. 32. ask me if you need something tagged babes.

[uumumuu]

Do I have to make a pinned post? I don't really want to.. you should pick up information about me either by gleaning it over time or by falling insanely in love with me and pouring through the entirety of my blog in a manic frenzy

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[sliversoakley4]

[hungwy]

*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*

Me: uhhh... white shirt

*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*

Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.

*screen changes*

Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap

Intercom: which one?

Me: uhhh... Plain black one

*I'm zapped again, longer this time*

Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.

*screen changes*

Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?

Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.

[sneergone-deactivated20200129]

[softwarepony]

Reformed Chrysalis 🪲

watch the speedpaint!

[ivydapple]

🌙 the two sisters ☀️

[assorted-soups]

Faithless healer x pious practitioner. I freaking love mothpool…

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Scholarly Discussion

[izzetheking]

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

[birdboy-blues]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[aceynk]

lalaberry factories literally pollute the earth with giggle gas which is realy bad because giggle gas makes new fucked up worms andbeetles and changes fish to have arms and makes dogs different which is not good at all the fish are feasting on the fuckdworms and creating an army and the dogs are different and the fish are making fish weapons and revolting , and italy is already gone but no one noticed for weeks because the dogs are weird now. so say it with me we need to fix this a better world is possible go out there and VOTE

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Fifteen Cents