Said No One .. Ever

things you've heard, things you haven't, and other drivel

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Q: who's kid has a breakdown because they're using an umbrella to keep from getting soaked in a downpour?

A: mine

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Day 1: Hi, I'm in Delaware

Some photos from Day 1 on Fenwick Island, from the car ride to the beach to the kayak:

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Lindsay's 30th Festivities

I’m surprising Lindsay with a weekend getaway to a place we’ve never been. Her demands were 1)…

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Busy Morning with a Headache

The morning consisted of vacuuming, cleaning leaves and debris off the pool cover, straightening up the house, tower building and demolition, walking Nate and eventually a nap.

My head hurts so I’m going to follow Nolan’s lead now that I ate my sandwich.…

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Mispronounced Words - Igloo or Truck?

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Meltdown Triggers for the Unit

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Bedtime Routine

Nolan was ready for a nap. Problem is, it’s 7:30 at night at he thinks he’s going for a nap. He…

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Daddy, Mow Lawn #lawnmowing #bubblemower #SAHD #dadlife

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Have a Merry Christmas. #whitechristmas

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Christmas season is such a downer.

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Make someone happy today. Mind your own business.

Ann Landers

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he must have been sent directly to jail, did not pass go, and did not collect $200

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Alex Smith is pissed Colin Kaepernick is more athletic and has a better arm.

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I really didn't eat or drink that much on Thanksgiving.

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