welcome to my puppy mind

mikky / 17 / color guard enthusiast i post the occasional meme, aesthetic, band shit

[sistertaxon]

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

[wessasaurus-rex]

i mean you aint wrong 

[sukme]

[mikashida]

let’s go lesbians

[mark-helsing]

“Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?”

“Well, you see, young Rarity Applejack…”

[sarahcamerons]

Tammy Thompson. I wanted her to look at me. But… she couldn’t pull her eyes away from you and your stupid hair. And I didn’t understand, because you would get bagel crumbs all over the floor.And you asked dumb questions. And you were a douchebag. Andyou didn’t even like her. And I would go home and just scream into my pillow.

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

[nomisong]

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[melisica]

Melanie Santos

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[teuer]

[tilly-silly-dilly]

Has this been made?

[havingchanged]

[catchymemes]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there is…. another juice

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

why are there so many words

[jhonenyo-deactivated20210208]

currently going stupid going crazy over this video

[dailybdg]

Me listening to music when I’m alone