bottoms up and the devil laughs

[sailbyfate]

Vatican City

[sailbyfate]

Venice, Italy

[localstarboy]

someone said Will Smith didn’t know the lyrics to ‘La Bamba’ so he did this

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

there has never been a well written charatcer that wears an eye patch

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

wrong

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah.

[sailbyfate]

my entire academic career

me: I should have done this earlier

me: [sweats nervously]

[komandr-deactivated20150125]

[door]

#they all fly off dramatically and it’s so epic and then there’s bruce light jogging his way to the giant monster

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

i searched martin luther in the gifs section and this is the only result and i’m losing my mind

[bon----voyage]

[reptilisss]

I want a perfect body // I want a perfect soul

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[tamamita]

socks

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery