Stanford and Stanley

Soos have you met Valarie

oh! the dog-triangle-thing? ive seen her around!

Soos how are you gonna tell your wife you adopted some random baby

uhhh

ill figure it out!

WHERE ARE YOU, DEMON!? WHERE ARE Y—

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Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

"I.." He holds up the baby, fucked up looking thang. "This is Maria. I've been informed by.. far too many people that I'm not fit to care for her as things currently stand.. it seems to be a common consensus that it would be best if I left her in your hands.. Which, is an admittedly strange request for someone you just met. You're free to decline, I just-" he fumbles with his words "I want what's best for her.."

[SOOS stares at the baby for a long moment, before—]

"oh...my....god...this is the most adorable thing ive ever seeen!"

[he scoops MARIA out of HENCH's hands.]

"hello little gal! how are youuu? you— you said its best if shes in my care?"

He smiles pridefully and looks down at his- Soos is given a look that could kill. Bro, his baby! Hench presses his hands against his sides until they relax. This is what he came here for.. "that's.. more or less what I said, yes. She's- not the healthiest child out there so be careful"

The baby looks at Soos and squeaks softly.

"and...you thought id be the..."

[..is he..tearing up?]

"we..we hardly know eachother.. how can you know that ill—"

[oh hes already smitten isnt he. hes already attached to this child.]

"Yes.." Hench rubs the back of his neck eventually giving Soos a firm nod as confirmation. "I know you're a good man. Stanley trusts you, I'll put my faith into you as well. It's not wise to keep her in my dimension so, this is the next best option.."

[SOOS nods slowly, looking from the baby to HENCH]

"..I'll do my best to raise this child, sir."

"I appreciate it.. Do you have a cellular device? I'd like to be updated when possible."

The baby's sleeping again, out like a light. it does that a lot.

[SOOS nods, pulling out his phone]

Hench gives him his phone number, email, and password??? For some reason.

He hands soos a bag with toys and clothes he bought the baby. Most of them are unopened before he leaves. He needs to tell Stanley where Maria is before he starts tweaking out-

[oh wow okay!— wow! okay! okay buddy!]

[well! id say soos is all set! hes just..gotta tell MELODY they have a new baby.]

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

"I.." He holds up the baby, fucked up looking thang. "This is Maria. I've been informed by.. far too many people that I'm not fit to care for her as things currently stand.. it seems to be a common consensus that it would be best if I left her in your hands.. Which, is an admittedly strange request for someone you just met. You're free to decline, I just-" he fumbles with his words "I want what's best for her.."

[SOOS stares at the baby for a long moment, before—]

"oh...my....god...this is the most adorable thing ive ever seeen!"

[he scoops MARIA out of HENCH's hands.]

"hello little gal! how are youuu? you— you said its best if shes in my care?"

He smiles pridefully and looks down at his- Soos is given a look that could kill. Bro, his baby! Hench presses his hands against his sides until they relax. This is what he came here for.. "that's.. more or less what I said, yes. She's- not the healthiest child out there so be careful"

The baby looks at Soos and squeaks softly.

"and...you thought id be the..."

[..is he..tearing up?]

"we..we hardly know eachother.. how can you know that ill—"

[oh hes already smitten isnt he. hes already attached to this child.]

"Yes.." Hench rubs the back of his neck eventually giving Soos a firm nod as confirmation. "I know you're a good man. Stanley trusts you, I'll put my faith into you as well. It's not wise to keep her in my dimension so, this is the next best option.."

[SOOS nods slowly, looking from the baby to HENCH]

"..I'll do my best to raise this child, sir."

"I appreciate it.. Do you have a cellular device? I'd like to be updated when possible."

The baby's sleeping again, out like a light. it does that a lot.

[SOOS nods, pulling out his phone]

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

"I.." He holds up the baby, fucked up looking thang. "This is Maria. I've been informed by.. far too many people that I'm not fit to care for her as things currently stand.. it seems to be a common consensus that it would be best if I left her in your hands.. Which, is an admittedly strange request for someone you just met. You're free to decline, I just-" he fumbles with his words "I want what's best for her.."

[SOOS stares at the baby for a long moment, before—]

"oh...my....god...this is the most adorable thing ive ever seeen!"

[he scoops MARIA out of HENCH's hands.]

"hello little gal! how are youuu? you— you said its best if shes in my care?"

He smiles pridefully and looks down at his- Soos is given a look that could kill. Bro, his baby! Hench presses his hands against his sides until they relax. This is what he came here for.. "that's.. more or less what I said, yes. She's- not the healthiest child out there so be careful"

The baby looks at Soos and squeaks softly.

"and...you thought id be the..."

[..is he..tearing up?]

"we..we hardly know eachother.. how can you know that ill—"

[oh hes already smitten isnt he. hes already attached to this child.]

"Yes.." Hench rubs the back of his neck eventually giving Soos a firm nod as confirmation. "I know you're a good man. Stanley trusts you, I'll put my faith into you as well. It's not wise to keep her in my dimension so, this is the next best option.."

[SOOS nods slowly, looking from the baby to HENCH]

"..I'll do my best to raise this child, sir."

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

"I.." He holds up the baby, fucked up looking thang. "This is Maria. I've been informed by.. far too many people that I'm not fit to care for her as things currently stand.. it seems to be a common consensus that it would be best if I left her in your hands.. Which, is an admittedly strange request for someone you just met. You're free to decline, I just-" he fumbles with his words "I want what's best for her.."

[SOOS stares at the baby for a long moment, before—]

"oh...my....god...this is the most adorable thing ive ever seeen!"

[he scoops MARIA out of HENCH's hands.]

"hello little gal! how are youuu? you— you said its best if shes in my care?"

He smiles pridefully and looks down at his- Soos is given a look that could kill. Bro, his baby! Hench presses his hands against his sides until they relax. This is what he came here for.. "that's.. more or less what I said, yes. She's- not the healthiest child out there so be careful"

The baby looks at Soos and squeaks softly.

"and...you thought id be the..."

[..is he..tearing up?]

"we..we hardly know eachother.. how can you know that ill—"

[oh hes already smitten isnt he. hes already attached to this child.]

Hi, gramps so uhm its actually normal for cookies to be in the kitchen 👍 I hope this helps

NO??

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master-of-puppets-and-shadows

LITTLE DEMON!—

WEH! >:(

"I WILL FIND YOU!"

LITTLE DEMON!—

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

"I.." He holds up the baby, fucked up looking thang. "This is Maria. I've been informed by.. far too many people that I'm not fit to care for her as things currently stand.. it seems to be a common consensus that it would be best if I left her in your hands.. Which, is an admittedly strange request for someone you just met. You're free to decline, I just-" he fumbles with his words "I want what's best for her.."

[SOOS stares at the baby for a long moment, before—]

"oh...my....god...this is the most adorable thing ive ever seeen!"

[he scoops MARIA out of HENCH's hands.]

"hello little gal! how are youuu? you— you said its best if shes in my care?"

WHY IS THERE A COOKIE IN MY GOD DAMN KITCHEN

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Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

"Yes, of course it is. I have no interest in doinh anything to harm your dimension or the people in it.. Are you currently working?"

"oh, no, not right now! im just cleaning stuff up. we're actually closed at the moment!"

"sooo....why are you here?"

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"

Hench chuckles and shakes his head "No, that's unfortunately not on the agenda for today. I was actually planning on replacing your Ford but, I figured it would end with my lack of personal knowledge on all of you coming back to bite me."

"ha! that— thats a joke, right?"

Hench is stopping by to speak with Soos.. he's bringing the baby.

[SOOS is currently sweeping the porch of the mystery shack!]

Hench hesitates- he's not the closest with that Soos of his dimension, something he needs to immediately rectify Soos is an incredibly charming individual despite being of a more simple nature.

Hench makes his way over to him and immediately offers a hand "Greetings, Soos. My name is Hench- I don't believe you know me in anyway that matters.. I'm a dimensional variant of your Stanford"

"oh!—"

[SOOS nearly drops the broom]

"oh! yeah! huh!— well, its nice to meet you, alternate doctor pines! youre not secretly here to try and take over the universe, are you?"