its fine

Two questions plague me, although probably they are the same: why me, just as my heart bleeds, why not me?

[webscene-remade]

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

[basilesroom]

There’s nothing more soothing than the force of nature whispering you a sweet lullaby

[bakwaaas]

[floralls]

[extramadness]

[stolentweets]

[polishwodka-deactivated20190425]

i wanna buy myself so many things but i also want to save some money

[goodreadss]

“You go your way, I’ll go your way too..”

— Leonard Cohen, Book of Longing (via goodreadss)

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

to absolutely mindfuck historians

[hustlerose]

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually

self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?

never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to

remember that the person and the persona can be very different

if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.

[good-ol-drunkle-qrow]

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

[hustlerose]

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

[adelaecalendai]

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

[hustlerose]

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

[minuty]

[inkbrambles]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[bestviralposts]

cred

[daydreamingkeepsmebusy]

Feels….lol

[princess-kidatheart17]

Yo. Has anyone seen this?

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OMG EVERYONE NEEDS TO

[broolynn]

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

[books-in-order]

Look how sad he is

[momo-de-avis]

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs