Bogus

[leah2eroes]

sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing

[enba-and-luka]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[idkwhattoputbroo]

if you have no motivation,

𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓲𝓶.

make your bed for SPONGEBOB

clean your room for SPONGEBOB

make yourself lunch for SPONGEBOB

study for SPONGEBOB

brush your teeth for SPONGEBOB

drink water for SPONGEBOB

[fish-warden-fan]

This except I'm not joking. Spongebob forever

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[ilovedthestars]

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

[duolingo-official]

[nurtleteckk]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Watch some reels with me

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[luh4en]

[dogpuppy]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[rylandgraces]

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

[dogpuppy]