I need to rant about the absolute worst and most delusional characters in this show imo, so buckle up.
Note: I donât remember every exact detail of certain scenes Iâm gonna mention but Iâll try to get the important parts.
Captain annoys the ever living shit out of me holy hell. He already was a piece of shit to me when he decided to record secret clips of him and Keen together.
He was always using Keen from the start to be picked as a starter for the club. When him and Keen get caught together by the team, Captain throws Keen under the bus saying he shakes his ass for anyone or whatever he said. When Keen confronts him about it, Captain gives the excuse of âi like youâ which I knew was bullshit the second it came out of his mouth.
Keen finds out about the clips Captain secretly took of him and rightfully tells him to fuck off. Puen already warned him about this too but did he listen?
No cause heâs a self centered baby who likes to play victim when he doesnât get his way, which brings me to my next point.
He finds Keen and Puen together, assumes they slept together and has the audacity to make demands of Keen to stop sleeping with him. He then threatens Keen with posting the clips if he doesnât agree.
This is the same guy who told Puen hours ago that he loves Keen but then threatens him. đ
Since Keen denied him, he then takes it out on Puen and threatens to tell the whole school that he works at Playboyy and whores himself out.
Okay slut bag supreme over here has no room to talk.
Final points about Captain is heâs so delusional to think heâs never wrong and when things donât go his way or heâs called out for his wrong behavior, he throws a tantrum and threatens people.
Mind you this is over a man he is not even exclusive with or has a boyfriend label and was using him from the very beginning.
Porche is basically on the same level as Captain but heâs more spoiled and just class A dirt bag material.
Starting off with his behavior in general towards Jump. Treating him like a sex slave and warns heâll throw Jump in jail if he doesnât have sex with him.
Tbh I donât even remember why Porche threatens to put him in jail or why he chose him as his slave but he can fuck off in a ditch either way.
Next, Porche finds out about Jump sleeping with that journalist and secretly films them together to ruin the manâs life. All because Porche was mad and jealous Jump didnât want to sleep with him and instead found someone else.
Hmm I wonder why⌠maybe because youâre a power tripping asshole who treats Jump like shit so why would he wanna be around you.
Porche mentions his adoptive father, Jason Lee abusing him and sleeping with him so thatâs why he treats Jump like shit. Porche doesnât deserve any of the abuse he has dealt with from Jason but it does not excuse him from doing the same thing to Jump.
Ending point is when Jump and Porche try to talk the journalist out of exposing Jason Lee for I think it was him abusing and sleeping with Porche. He denies the money offer and says you ruined my life so Iâm going to do the same. Porche gets smug and says it wonât happen because of how powerful Jason is Iâm assuming.
Like sorry I thought we all hated your dad and want him to rot especially for what he did to you so whyâre you trying to buy this man out of exposing him?
Iâd like to reiterate the part of ruining this manâs life was all because Porche was jealous and tried to brand this guy a monster for having sexâŚ
I didnât actually dislike First in the beginning but later on he started to annoy me. I donât have many points to add for him so itâll be short.
I donât remember the exact episode his behavior started to irk me because this show is so long but I think it was he would low key fuck someone over and then act innocent about it?
When he was in on the plan to ruin that journalist and set the camera up to record them having sex.
Most recent is when Captain was jealous of Puen fucking âhis manâ so he told First to deal with him so he is super rough with Puen during a session and fists him until he bleeds.
Then when Aob went to beat your ass because of that you tried to get him and Puen fired.
Sorry idc that Puen consented and was paid, youâre actually insane for encouraging your friendâs weirdo behavior to get back at Puen because Keen doesnât want him.
Long final note and is a combo for Captain and First because theyâre both in the final scene of this episode.
Captain and Puen are going at it and Nont tries to break them up, but what does Captain say in the heat of all this? He accuses Puen of sending the clips of Keen to the professor which got him expelled from the school. Sorry but none of that wouldâve happened if you didnât take them in the first place. Did you suddenly forget that detail or what?
Sorry but his stupidity amazes me sometimes.
Captain says âyou messed with my man first, you should be thankful I didnât hire someone to beat you up.â which baffles me because heâs not even your man and second you again threaten someone because your a jealous prick who canât take no for an answer.
Prom later reveals First didnât get Puen or Aob fired, the boss fired them. Which cool fine but for First to even make a threat like that in the first place after what he did to Puen is ridiculous.
Zouey is now the one to call them both out on their behavior and what are their responses? Captain whines that Puen fucked Keen the day he confessed he loves him and thatâs why he told First to do what he did during that session.
Literally who gives a fuck if Keen and Puen slept together because again you two were never exclusive with each other. Plus do you really think you deserve Keen after what you did to him? Did you suddenly forget about all of that?
Firstâs response is that Captain complained about Puen to him so he dealt with it for him. He also says he can âdo what he wantsâ because he paid Puen and he consented to it.
You encouraging your friends toxic delusional weird ass behavior and thinking youâre not in the wrong for it is what really gets me.
Finally Captain gives a dramatic ass response by guilt tripping Zouey saying that Nont and him were always the main characters and that him and First were just supporting roles they saw as clowns or just people to make themselves look better.
Let me take a minute to roll my eyes so hard until they fall out of my skull. I donât know what level of delusion you would call this but itâs jaw dropping because how are you so unaware and denial of your toxic behavior?
How Nont or Zouey became friends with these people is a mystery to me.
End of rant. Feel free to discuss, agree, disagree or add something I missed in the comments.
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