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shay, tumblr returnee. incredibly bad at tagging things. (they/them)

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[real3dsfacts]

no matter how long it has been since you last played it, your 3ds still loves you!

[saintmiku]

and i still love it, even though it's seen better days

[beardedmrbean]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[daz-e]

[mellifexfarm]

eat my ugly

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[nidoqueen]

WHY?????

[cungadero]

she got deflowered

[nidoqueen]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[xenonsreturn]

[madslowburnish]

@saintmiku: But Dimitri likes cheese.

Me: We don't know he's NOT lactose intolerant though. You know how lactose intolerant people are.

Me: He would find out he's not supposed to have cheese gratin, and then get sad and turn around and get saghert and cream about it.

@saintmiku: Dedue would have to remind him to stop and get sad, and then he'd get sad, and THEN he'd stop.

[aaawunder]

the stuff anime dudebros on twt come out with fascinates me. one time i saw one of them saying something along the lines of, “deku is so devoid of masculinity that his m/m ships are actually hetslop,” i think about it a lot

[aaawunder]

“deku isn’t gay,” this is a standard opinion, boring

“deku’s m/m ships are hetslop,” a deeply baffling statement but at least it’s something new

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

artists rendition