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saw two Ks in a word on a sign in a graveyard and thought it was finnish.. whole time i was in greenland

#geoguessr tricks me again

more like the midyssey

#it was fine

back to the slop bucket <3

#me on film #window shopping #nisipisa #Youtube

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taking a truly french amount of time off work next month to fuck around ireland with bestie yayyyyyyy

#i actually held my breath as i submitted my PTO request #like i am not saving lives at my job it's gonna be fine

coworker brought dog to office and it's one of those ones with the coarse, short fur. like what's the point of you

#petting one of those feels so futile #i'm so shallow about dogs and cats like if you're not fluffysoft i don't need to be involved

just housed a bagel sandwich with cucumber and tomato and t'wasnt until the last bite did i remember miss cyclo s. pora

#well. we'll see

yesterday i played my first ever geoguesser duel and they paired me with someone from germany (gulp) and first round they plunked me in an alley in some city and i turned the camera and directly next to me was a truck with a .au url on the side. someone was looking out for baby nisa

#yes i won :-)#it was divine retribution for an earlier heartbreaking solo round wherein #after spending way too much time looking through a highway and finally realizing i was in sweden #i realized i was down to my last 10 seconds and was panicking trying to input my guess and accidentally guessed somewhere in ALGERIA #and it WAS sweden i wouldve been SO CLOSE

mike flanagan lashings on the TL bc of carrie adaptation preview thank GOD

#hush goated bly manor goated #hill house thin ice #midnight mass WACK #midnight club WACK #i’m not allowed to watch doctor sleep until i finish reading the shining so my feelings on it remain to be seen #house of usher FINE

badgehunter: resurrection

#nisipisa #me on film #Youtube

cleaned up at La thrift today

#me #i haaaate when there’s money in my account it SCARES me

that review of the long walk that’s like ‘why would you show up to the walk fat and in jeans’ kills me like now whenever i feel unprepared for a situation i think God i’m fat and in jeans for this

#it’s the phrasing of “in jeans” that makes me laugh specifically and i can’t articulate why

was with some friends yesterday and we put on the first episode of the office (US), a show i have only seen roughly two episodes of but know a lot about from cultural osmosis and it was so embarrassing bc i was cracking up at a bunch of the jokes and they were like just sitting quietly because theyve obviously seen the show a bunch of times

#i was asking stupid questions like 'and what is Ryan's position at the company' like i was an alien or something

why not spit the eggshell fragments out instead of swallowing them

well because A. it’s free calcium and B. then i’d have to get up and go to the sink instead of tucking into my delicious egg

#ask #do you HONESTLY think it didn’t occur to me to spit out the shards #i OBVIOUSLY ran a cost benefit analysis and decided against it #anonymous

Oh yay you're being extra active on tumblr this week... that usually means we'll get a video or two this month. Hiii nisa!

just for the presumptuousness of this ask i'm going to take two months off from posting

#ask #anonymous #you can't predict my movements i am NOT the sun #;-)

cupofmeat

"Cat Headed Blengiglomenean Gasook, or the Thunderer", Henry Darger.

#spectacular

picklefan2003

sometimes when i'm eating a hard boiled egg and i really fuck up peeling it and there's little tiny specks of shell still on it i pop the whole thing in my mouth and run my tongue over it to 'wash' the specks off and then i pop it back out of my mouth and eat it normally. it makes me feel like a mammal that has just given birth licking the amniotic fluids off of my newborn offspring

picklefan2003

i feel like you guys are not getting it. it's less unpleasant to swallow all the shell specks in one gulp and then get to eat the egg stress free than to not do this and eat the egg as normal and crunch into one unexpectedly. that's why i do this

#and i could rinse the egg off but that's a waste of water

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