official twitter refugee

https://archiveofourown.org/users/saintorae kai - 23 - tired game dev that writes sometimes

[peachymints]

That’s right, I make the best investments, I earned my spot as leader.

[archived-mugshot]

Persona 5 Protagonist - Habits & Mannerisms

[shegs]

[ceilingcow]

One thing I will genuinely never get tired of is hearing about people’s favorite Pokemon and why those are their favorite Pokemon. The reasons are so varied, and it’s like a little personality test except it’s not prescriptive or pseudoscience, it’s just good fun and you get to hear about people’s little monster blorbos.

[shittyakechiweekly]

the glitz and the glamour

[tincchos]

take my grief and bury the key

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[starseekrr]

[greenycrimson]

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

[eternal-fractal]

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

[funkyalligator]

A messier comic but I finally drew something these few weeks :sweat:

[akechisstinkyfoot]

asking myself questions

[votoms]

sadly walking away when i see "freaks dni" in someone's byf because i'm a genetic freak, i'm not normal, you got a 25% chance at best to beat me, and then you add kurt angle to the mix your chances of winning drastically go down. see, the 3-way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz kurt angle knoooows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. so, samoa joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señor joe? the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

[asfodeltide]

[arahir]

tumblr guide for chad twitter users (REAL)

your priv is your main

you know when you tweet on circles and then have an additional thought to add in a second, shadier, much funnier tweet? those are your tags

no one knows how many followers you have. all are equal in this ring of hell. who among us can dictate the order of sin?

if you get a mean anon just screenshot it, block the person who sent it to nuke their ip address from your blog, and post the screenshot with your funny reply.

you will probably never get a mean anon unless you do something very funny and cool but keep trying

getting a lot of notes on a post does absolutely nothing but show you that 80,000 humans can have the exact same thought and tell it to you, heedless of those who came before. day in and day out the wheel of fortune turns you toward madness

your theme is like your carrd but if your whole twitter was on your carrd? i guess

you can curate your space but it will never fully free you from your demons and those of every idiot you were foolish enough to follow. for ten years you might follow your virgil only to watch helpless in horror as he sinks into the mud of powerpuff girls discourse in the two thousand twentieth year of the lord. and then you will walk alone. as we all do.

everything in the dark loves you

everything in the dark wants to eat you

you can change your dashboard color theme in the settings 🤯

[hannahelatham]

Want emancipation?

[chatdy]

Drew Joker in ms paint my beloved

[zingtastic]

2 hours into the sleepover and he looks at you like this

[sunfortune]

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

[sunfortune]

played the long game with this quote

[deepseasecret]

Something left unsaid…

My piece for @showtimezine