Saint

Kill your local sheriff

[corporation-cats]

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[cosmiicorvid]

Spooky season is here

[novatheproto]

But it sep-

[cosmiicorvid]

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE

[beastboicrank]

SPOOKS

[quaquaversall]

SPOOKY SPOOKS

[anthophilya-deactivated20200609]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, August 12, 1911

[programmerhumour]

BEGONE FOUL DEMON

[cuteskitty]

Some pride cryptids!

Happy pride month guys!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[thetrippytrip]

[deleted3459-deactivated20200629]

[healthy-adult]

i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me

[cumuluscanis-deactivated2019060]

I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[dekutree]

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

[officialcrow]

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

[decepticoncobra]

For the Ghost who won’t hesitate, bitch. 

[decepticoncobra]

Update: I’ve seen this make the rounds on Twitter with some edits and additions and I couldn’t be happier my boy is trekking the wastes. Godspeed murder roomba.

[localstarboy]

[estrxlla]

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here