three idiots walk into a bar

hello hello this is rat and turtle and we are here to cry about some gays

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[inqorporeal]

- the “Someone’s gonna roll over in the middle of the night and absolutely pancake the other two” bed

[hyperfixationtimego]

Shuichi and Kokichi whenever Kaito walks into a room

[hotpinkbludrink]

RIP Vine, press f to pay respects

[anonymous-gremlin]

Kokichi: *whispering* Babe, I'm scared

Shuichi: Why?

Kokichi: There's a monster under our bed and it's really ugly

Kaito: *on the bottom bunk* Honestly f*ck you

[saioumotas]

Your submissions line is so menacing

THANKS WE TRY                                      <3

[saioumotas]

(On a walk on home form the convince store)

Kokichi: *doing "up up" hands* hold me.

Kaito: oh come on, the house isnt that far away.

Kokichi, cocking a gun: did I ask.

Kaito, terrified: *picking him up*a-alright babe.

Kokichi: *kissing him on the cheek* thanks

[fuckoffnaziscum92928283874578291]

Greetings saioumota community

[saioumotas]

i have nothing to add, take this

[saioumotas]

momota: man, one of my boyfriends is like a walking bunch of insecurities, and the other is just straight up batshit

hinata: its more of a 2-in-1 kinda deal for me

[saioumotas]

i spent an hour on this so everyone has to see it now

[saioumotas]

[not pictured: ouma stealing momota's phone because he's too tired of him failing to flirt]

[sleepyone2three]

*Cut to Ouma spamming Shuichi with lewd noodle pics until he complies with the "send n00dz" text he graciously sent in momota's sted*

[saioumotas]

[not pictured: ouma stealing momota's phone because he's too tired of him failing to flirt]

[saioumotas]

when you give your best friend free netflix and his boyfriends invade it

[saioumotas]

[saioumotas]

sometimes your boyfriends compliment you 

[saioumotas]

ours heads empty, so are theirs

[saioumotas]

they are ruining our entire lives 

[saioumotas]

some of the unfortunate things said during the making of this:

ouma confessing: opens his mouth and a clown honk comes out

momota is. not a good kisser. not with that fucjing beard

wait lemme make this a lil more gremlin

i cant stand gays (said by a gay, to another gay)

god this ouma is too low quality. but ykno what that boy is always low quality. its fine lets g o

hey bruh. this was a 'bruh' kinda moment.

[covers an icon with another] vore.

momotas like. hold me bro. ill hold u bro.

he is, the Clothes Provider,

ouma lies on him like, ur the bed now fuck off

'Who drives?' not ouma, he cant reach

momota can technically drive but it is neither safe nor sane

hes staring at your Soul,

his head is bigger because hes the bigger person in that relationship

'why is ouma so pale' 'he doesnt have skin'