Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions

"To see a new future, together." Official Public Relations Socialport for SAIS

[sais-official-pr]

Greetings from New Imbrium, Omninet!

In days past, Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions specialized in civilian- and factory-grade drones and assembly machines. However, in the more tumultuous times of recent years, the company has begun to produce combat-grade autonomous programs and mechanized equipment intended to be fielded alongside Union Lancers. Thanks to a partnership with an external contractor's Special Materials Research Division, SAIS has taken their unique style of virtual intelligences and redeveloped them for the theater of war.

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Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions values the voices of our clientele. As such, we've decided a wider presence on the Omninet was in order to make sure those voices are heard.

This page serves as a socialport for the company, allowing you all to ask us questions about our products directly. Whether it's a query about our novel CA-VIs and their accompanying frames, a worrying concern, or simply feedback; we welcome your voice.

"To see a new future, together."

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Howdy! This is a RP blog run by @tiredarts-main for my homebrew Lancer TTRPG foundry, SAIS!

Interested in getting your hands on some SAIS tech? Follow the project on itch.io here: https://tiredarts.itch.io/lancer-sais

Despite the name, nothing here is AI-generated. SAIS is a fictional foundry.

Links are highlighted in blue whenever possible, and every post is tagged appropriately if it contains sensitive material. Don't hesitate to reach out if something needs a tag- I'm only human(ish), after all!

[jggmgms]

Sometimes my maintenance technicians walk around my cubicle like they're not actively fearing for their lives, so I like to rattle in the restraining harness every once in a while to remind them who they're working with

[sais-official-pr]

//toastycubicle: my girl BUG REPORT does this sometimes and its hilarious every time

[sais-official-pr]

PDF was broken for a while, fixed it - LANCER RPG- Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions by TiredArts

back in october i released the "actually finished" version of the pdf turns out i was WRONG and there was a blank page somewhere around the

whoops

(auxSite05 still in dev hell, expect that Eventually:tm: [not anytime soon tho bc jfc i underestimated this lmao])

[sais-official-pr]

Catalog Issues?! Update On the Way!

Hello, and sincere apologies for the long silence! We've been hard at work here at Systech, working on all sorts of surprises for our lovely clientele.

Speaking of surprises, it's been brought to our attention that the First Revision of our RM-4 Catalog has some glaring formatting issues. How it took us this long to realize we have no excuse, but we assure you our team is on the case! Expect an updated, revised catalog sometime in the near future to hammer out those pesky bugs.

---- //toastycubicle: augh idk how to remove things from the chapter list without also removing them from the doc itself wtaf theres a bunch of random shit in the chapter index. the entire second half of the doc is counted as a SUBCHAPTER to some random flavor text. how the FUCK did this get through QA (<voice of the guy who was the QA) eh fuck it, might as well sneak the narc note into the update too. just pretend it didnt take me nearly 5 months to do -_-

[tiredarts-sketchbook]

-//USER ID LATCH: "toastycubicle"

ive got one last secret to pass on in here. big one too- nuImb_auxSite05, our main sim hut. remember that note about ct-ve taking up a whole moon? yea, this is that

big problem with it: ghosted comms over a week ago, and nobodys mustered the balls to go moonside and plug em back in

lately, theres been break-room whispers that hoss is hiring for some kind of stab-op. normally, ey arent this hush-hush about eir dealings- so whatever eyre up to def isnt above board with the big bois

ur clearly competent enough to find me, so how about u round up ur posse for some job hunting?

just dont ask about the worksite hazards.

[sais-official-pr]

ooc: enjoy a teaser of the WIP auxSite module (that’s stuck in dev hell)!! really proud of this one

[sais-official-pr]

OOC: CRASHOUT UPDATE IS LIVE!!!

CHECK IT OUT HERE

0.7.0 "CRASHOUT" UPDATE IS LIVE - LANCER RPG- Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions by TiredArts

--GENERAL ADDITIONS + CHANGES-- Added the [SAIS Frame Plushie] and [PYRITE-Class CA-VI] Pilot Gear items Added the [Paralogistician] Pilot T

[sais-official-pr]

Known Issues-

To be fixed in a few hours after I sleep bc it’s 3am rn

All special icons are broken in the PDF compendium. Apparently I forgot to reinstall the font when I switched my laptop to Linux the other day, and opening the PDF to do final revisions broke everything. LCP still functions as normal.

Page 13 in the PDF compendium is blank, throwing off page alignment for everything afterwards. I’m blaming Lovelace for this one because I genuinely don’t know how else it would’ve happened.

The internal version number for the LCP is still 0.0.7 instead of 0.7.0, which doesn’t break anything but irritates me anyways because I was SO CLOSE to getting the formatting back on track. Pain.

[sais-official-pr]

ooc: 5hrs later- oshit patch is live on itch. you'll need to redownload the files, since I replaced the old bad ones with fixed versions

sorry for the rocky launch, turns out problems 1 and 2 were related! third was just me fucking up lmfao. keep in touch if anything else goes tits up and I'll hammer out a fix o7

[sais-official-pr]

OOC: CRASHOUT UPDATE IS LIVE!!!

CHECK IT OUT HERE

0.7.0 "CRASHOUT" UPDATE IS LIVE - LANCER RPG- Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions by TiredArts

--GENERAL ADDITIONS + CHANGES-- Added the [SAIS Frame Plushie] and [PYRITE-Class CA-VI] Pilot Gear items Added the [Paralogistician] Pilot T

[sais-official-pr]

Known Issues-

To be fixed in a few hours after I sleep bc it’s 3am rn

All special icons are broken in the PDF compendium. Apparently I forgot to reinstall the font when I switched my laptop to Linux the other day, and opening the PDF to do final revisions broke everything. LCP still functions as normal.

Page 13 in the PDF compendium is blank, throwing off page alignment for everything afterwards. I’m blaming Lovelace for this one because I genuinely don’t know how else it would’ve happened.

The internal version number for the LCP is still 0.0.7 instead of 0.7.0, which doesn’t break anything but irritates me anyways because I was SO CLOSE to getting the formatting back on track. Pain.

[sais-official-pr]

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

why did i just get a ping abt getting a raise

subject line was “thanks for taking initiative!”

ey shouldnt know abt the update… did i just get played??

[sais-official-pr]

-//ID LATCH PERSISTS. Formatting cleared due to internal error.

PR DMS JUST HIT ME WITH A “:)” AND NOTHING ELSE. WHAT THE FUCK

[sais-official-pr]

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

why did i just get a ping abt getting a raise

subject line was “thanks for taking initiative!”

ey shouldnt know abt the update… did i just get played??

[sais-official-pr]

OOC: CRASHOUT UPDATE IS LIVE!!!

CHECK IT OUT HERE

0.7.0 "CRASHOUT" UPDATE IS LIVE - LANCER RPG- Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions by TiredArts

--GENERAL ADDITIONS + CHANGES-- Added the [SAIS Frame Plushie] and [PYRITE-Class CA-VI] Pilot Gear items Added the [Paralogistician] Pilot T

[sais-official-pr]

Hey you got a proper catalog in the works?

[you got a pdf of the Homebrew]

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

aye, just stuck in testing hell rn. prob gonna post it in a few days if i cant get around to the final round of balance.

will have to hold the narc note it was gonna ship with tho, that one needs to be solid b4 i dredge it to shallows

ooc: The next update, which- as Toasty says- is gonna drop soon™️, will have a PDF version of SAIS *and* two new frames, alongside balance patches and minor tweaks to pre-existing items.

For updates and notifications about new releases, here’s the itch.io page: https://tiredarts.itch.io/lancer-sais

LANCER RPG- Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions by TiredArts

HEAVY WIP, updates sporadic as my brain receives horrific visions from RA itself

[sais-official-pr]

*hacks your cybernetics*

<Dance dance mfer>

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

nah lmao. also say hi to bug report, she should be introducing herself to you any second now ;3

[sais-official-pr]

Hey toasty I keep hearing you say things about your cables and your hull and everything you do is in sim-

Are you a bobot?

-USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

ra i fuckin WISH. nah, just chromed to the nines. also everything is sim bc my mech is THE sais hacker mech (and the test sites are camped on a bunch of moons so atmos is bougie)

got my handle bc i never got the memo to not toke it in the office until it was too late

[average-horus-chat-user]

I will be stealing a new frame

I'm gonna see what I can scrape up on various omnisites and pray that my gerry-rigged printer works

gonna take FOREVER to grow a full nanite collony from just my body :(

[hot-claws-420]

doin somethin BASED liek stealin a frame? may b theres hope 4 u. depending on who ur stealin from

[corsair-mercenary-companies]

We could do something funny and just... Give out a C-GW print code. I know a few Gruntworks folks who'd love to see the aftermath

//Telegram\\

[average-horus-chat-user]

👀

[corsair-mercenary-companies]

[CMC Mech Licence Voucher x 1 Sent]

[Have A Nice Day]

[sais-official-pr]

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

oh I SEE how it is >:|

i ask for an above-board, fully-sanctioned colab- on a single pcode!- and get shut down

but the other terrorist gets a wholeass license. for free. for the memes.

[nyehface.omnif]

[sais-official-pr]

-//USER ID LATCH: “toastycubicle”

still laughing my ass off over a cis-tech joke i heard the other day

hoss is ey/em/eirs

my gender is gun

and the last time i bothered the pr handler for preferred pronouns, i got told to (1s lemme grab the notes)… “restructure sentences to accommodate for unpredictable diversity in the workplace”

like, we went from making factory parts to gravity weapons in under 20yrs, and people are still caught up about brass genders???? bruh lmao

[sais-official-pr]

//[toastycubicle:

that is all.]

[sais-official-pr]

SAIS Newsletter- Product Announcements

Bored with your drab uniform greys? Want to add a striking sparkle to your evening finery? Be the life of the party with the PYRITE-Class CA-VI, the latest innovation from Systech Artificial Intelligence Solutions. This luxury companion-type CA-VI blends the beauty of the AURUM-Class' golden shimmer with the appearance flexibility of a GALVORN's hardlight projection matrix- ensuring you're never caught unadorned in your revelry.

Hardlight not your style? Or do your preferences veer towards a softer side? Then maybe the SAIS Frame Plush is for you. These smaller-than-life stuffed friends are ready for any pillow fight that might swing your way. Take your pick of Caesar, Lovelace, Turing, or Norton Twin variants- or collect them all for the ultimate squishy sortie!

Due to technical difficulties with our internal catalog documentation, we're currently unable to estimate a release calendar- so keep an eye on our official release channel for when these two go live.