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@average-horus-chat-user
apparently I'm legal property of Harrison now??
wtf was in those 37 contracts I signed??
working on a way out of here. update all my fans soon
Much as I hate to do this. Send em over, I'll look thru em. Call this an olive branch
I mean... they didn't like... let me keep it
apparently I'm legal property of Harrison now??
wtf was in those 37 contracts I signed??
working on a way out of here. update all my fans soon
They're automating the mines.
apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.
Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.
what yr are u frm
idk. I think I was born into endentured servitude?
which the mines definitely aren't. I'm just not supposed to talk about them
ya?
ur getting replaced anyway, wats goin on there
well the pay was good, they even loaned me a mech, but now thry're firing me right as I was about to pay it off >:(
maybe I should talk to upper management. I'm sure Harrison doesn't know about this bs
Also they were like torturing sentient rocks or smthn. idk, I didn't ask
They're automating the mines.
apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.
Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.
what yr are u frm
idk. I think I was born into endentured servitude?
which the mines definitely aren't. I'm just not supposed to talk about them
They're automating the mines.
apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.
Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.
[Six well hidden pipe bombs! Somehow!]
you're a sick fuck. if my mail wasn't inspected before I get to open it, someone could have been hurt instead of 2 interns being turned into paste
One of the worst sins of HA is reinventing Gacha Games. They were dead for ten thousand years, why is the sexism casino back?!
@brigade-legion-first-forward
lmao r u a 5 star in the next patch??
This is a whole fucking thing because no. If you'd believe it I'm not. I've sent messages to the team developing it and apparently I'm too niche to justify being a 5 star pull.
4 stars in this patch, and the next. 🙄
They've got a whole new arc coming though, so for anyone... morbidly curious, now would be the time to get into it. It's better than it has a right to be, definitely better than certain sentiments on the omninet might want you to believe.
[Frantic omninent searching.]
Y AM I IN THIS GAME I WAS A SECRET GIVERNEMT EXPIRMANT!!?!?!
MY VOICE HAS WAY MOR VOCAL FRY THAN THAT!!!!!
...
whar...
YD THEY MAKE MY ASS SO BIG IS IT LIEK THAT IRL??!?!?
No clue, but they seem to add more, ahem, assets the higher the star rating.
eh? o that makes sence lemme loo-
[The mic picks up a sound a human could never make. Something between a house cat dying and the devil himself rising from hell.]
Y AM I A FUCKING 2 STAR?!?!?! IM THE 2ND SCARIEST ENKIDU PILOT IN THE ORION ARM!!!!! IM GONNA TURN THIS ENTIR DEV TWAM INTO FUCKING SHAWARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy part is I'm a limited time event 5 star. Sucks to suck ig, try commiting funnier crimes
i know just were 2 start... u shoulda stayed ded.
Yeah well I lived bitch. only 13 teenagers exploded! hah.
also working in the HA asteroid mines is less fun than the posters made it look. At least I have my corpo-state approved gacha games. Harrison really does care.
One of the worst sins of HA is reinventing Gacha Games. They were dead for ten thousand years, why is the sexism casino back?!
@brigade-legion-first-forward
lmao r u a 5 star in the next patch??
This is a whole fucking thing because no. If you'd believe it I'm not. I've sent messages to the team developing it and apparently I'm too niche to justify being a 5 star pull.
4 stars in this patch, and the next. 🙄
They've got a whole new arc coming though, so for anyone... morbidly curious, now would be the time to get into it. It's better than it has a right to be, definitely better than certain sentiments on the omninet might want you to believe.
[Frantic omninent searching.]
Y AM I IN THIS GAME I WAS A SECRET GIVERNEMT EXPIRMANT!!?!?!
MY VOICE HAS WAY MOR VOCAL FRY THAN THAT!!!!!
...
whar...
YD THEY MAKE MY ASS SO BIG IS IT LIEK THAT IRL??!?!?
No clue, but they seem to add more, ahem, assets the higher the star rating.
eh? o that makes sence lemme loo-
[The mic picks up a sound a human could never make. Something between a house cat dying and the devil himself rising from hell.]
Y AM I A FUCKING 2 STAR?!?!?! IM THE 2ND SCARIEST ENKIDU PILOT IN THE ORION ARM!!!!! IM GONNA TURN THIS ENTIR DEV TWAM INTO FUCKING SHAWARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy part is I'm a limited time event 5 star. Sucks to suck ig, try commiting funnier crimes
New mission!
I thought it wss over after that kid """"lancer"""" (their parents are making me call them that) exploded cause the worldkiller 3 or whatever it was overheated.
But harrison are reasonable and a beacon of rationality in a sea of radical union wokism
New mission to a moon called Gweeb.
Gweeb
well they can't all be winners
anyway gonna blow shit up unquestioningly for the good guy megacorp :3
I was reprimanded
:(
Am I woke for dryhumping the leg of my Enkidu?
Yeah probably. but you pilot an Enkidu, so that's like thel east of the issue.
also Poe Dogan from GMS Vox News says Union puts chemicals in the Enkidus that forcefem you. Is this true?
That went worse than I expected.
Maybe we shouldn't let 17 year olds pilot mechs no matter HOW exceptional they are.
Anyway, RIP vicky
mission soon!
paycheck incoming, let's fucking go.
Not super excited to be piloting this new experimental Genghis. It yells a lot.
omg this is just like my ancient earth books
Working for Harrison is less fun than I thought
I've just been sitting in meetings with my new team of """lancers""" and enduring dozens of company pr and safety presentations because most of these kids are like FRESH out of private Harrison academies.
The snobbiest one is also like.. secretly dating his nhp.
So I guess the woke Union agenda is alive and well even in Harrison's companies
It's amusing that the company with the Frames voted "most likely to be destroyed by self-induced meltdown" also insists on lengthy safety briefs. Kinda figured that was just IPS-N's thing.
Having to watch "Sekhmet Safety" again every time the damn ship shoves off does weird things to your brain...
Also, is HA calling these kids Lancers or did they decide they're Lancers? It's gross either way, but cocky greenhorns calling themselves Lancers because they got good scores in their sims is at least understandable.
I'm pretty sure we're only going through this because these new frames are "high value assets" and "not to be known to the wider public" or smthn, idk I wasn't paying attention
Oh, this is early
I....
what
Just a hunch. Those new frames wouldn't happen to have antigrav would they?
Idk. Harrison may have the finest engineers and best designs in the galaxy as well as timeless entrepreneurial spirit,
but nothing can stop be from watching OmniTube shorts through the entire briefing
Working for Harrison is less fun than I thought
I've just been sitting in meetings with my new team of """lancers""" and enduring dozens of company pr and safety presentations because most of these kids are like FRESH out of private Harrison academies.
The snobbiest one is also like.. secretly dating his nhp.
So I guess the woke Union agenda is alive and well even in Harrison's companies
It's amusing that the company with the Frames voted "most likely to be destroyed by self-induced meltdown" also insists on lengthy safety briefs. Kinda figured that was just IPS-N's thing.
Having to watch "Sekhmet Safety" again every time the damn ship shoves off does weird things to your brain...
Also, is HA calling these kids Lancers or did they decide they're Lancers? It's gross either way, but cocky greenhorns calling themselves Lancers because they got good scores in their sims is at least understandable.
I'm pretty sure we're only going through this because these new frames are "high value assets" and "not to be known to the wider public" or smthn, idk I wasn't paying attention
Oh, this is early
I....
what
Working for Harrison is less fun than I thought
I've just been sitting in meetings with my new team of """lancers""" and enduring dozens of company pr and safety presentations because most of these kids are like FRESH out of private Harrison academies.
The snobbiest one is also like.. secretly dating his nhp.
So I guess the woke Union agenda is alive and well even in Harrison's companies
It's amusing that the company with the Frames voted "most likely to be destroyed by self-induced meltdown" also insists on lengthy safety briefs. Kinda figured that was just IPS-N's thing.
Having to watch "Sekhmet Safety" again every time the damn ship shoves off does weird things to your brain...
Also, is HA calling these kids Lancers or did they decide they're Lancers? It's gross either way, but cocky greenhorns calling themselves Lancers because they got good scores in their sims is at least understandable.
I'm pretty sure we're only going through this because these new frames are "high value assets" and "not to be known to the wider public" or smthn, idk I wasn't paying attention
Working for Harrison is less fun than I thought
I've just been sitting in meetings with my new team of """lancers""" and enduring dozens of company pr and safety presentations because most of these kids are like FRESH out of private Harrison academies.
The snobbiest one is also like.. secretly dating his nhp.
So I guess the woke Union agenda is alive and well even in Harrison's companies
