Average Horus Hacker TGirl

I heard on 78264Chan that your students eat people. is this true?

its a school that churns out feds they wouldnt b that cool even if Union fucked off lol

big if true tho

#lancer rp

karrakincavalrycollege

That's right.

#lancer rp #lancer rp blog

I heard on 78264Chan that your students eat people. is this true?

Working at a Space McDonalds now.

fuck this franchise for existing this long.

the ice cream compiler is broken and it's my job to fix it.

Ah! Hambuh! Buh!

monkeyspawtriggerfinger

wait how has mcharrisons not sued for this

#lancer rp #lancer rp blog #lancer oc rp #lancer oc blog

idk. maybe the just haven't noticed

Working at a Space McDonalds now.

fuck this franchise for existing this long.

the ice cream compiler is broken and it's my job to fix it.

pissfuckhorus

1 TH1NK IM STARV1NG 2 DEATH

I WAS R3ALLY H0PING THAT THER3E W0LD BE C00L HALUCINTINZ

BUT M0STLY ITS JUST ST0MACH HURTING AND TIR3D

B0R9MG

you should try eating. that usually works for me

I escaped

well less escape and more quit. I threw a laser cutter into some power core lookin thing in the secret break room only I use. Then I left.

Good thing all those fires just so happened to start at the same time. no one was even trying to find me.

The mining station did also explode, but that's definitely down to their pisspoor leadership. Management really sucked. I do not reccomend working in the indentured servitude business.

At least I got to see aome protos for the new Worldkiller or whatever it is. I'm definitelt gonna steal one of those when they hit the market

#lancer oc rp #lancer oc blog #lancer rp

[The following is private correspondence, and is unsigned as well as encoded as to not be easily traced. Though, the typing pattern is easily recognizable to the familiar eye.]

hey so did u liek. get indentured by the bruise or sum shit? well in my xp they tend to kinda not liek it 2 get out when they do whack shit liek that. soooo if its all classified theyll hav a not gr8 time hunting u outside of there own territory. they play a carful game with the dojjies an all that.

and yaknow. from the sound of it ur not the only 1 in a similar position there so liiiike dunno may b the slaves i mean tech that r "phasing u into redundancy" could be helpful if u gett on the same page? just some silly thoughts from sum 1 u totes dont know !!

ah, eto.... bleh!

I escaped. Everyone else is totally fucked tho lmao.

Asteroid blew up :P

will update

apparently I'm legal property of Harrison now??

wtf was in those 37 contracts I signed??

working on a way out of here. update all my fans soon

styx-class-nhp

Much as I hate to do this. Send em over, I'll look thru em. Call this an olive branch

I mean... they didn't like... let me keep it

girliepop...

she-who-paints-with-fire

Fantastic news for you, actually. Those contracts are non-binding if you're forbidden from getting a copy (with some exceptions but you're probably not dealing with classified information).

Local records office should be able to help you.

|| KARATEKA ||

define "classified"

apparently I'm legal property of Harrison now??

wtf was in those 37 contracts I signed??

working on a way out of here. update all my fans soon

styx-class-nhp

Much as I hate to do this. Send em over, I'll look thru em. Call this an olive branch

I mean... they didn't like... let me keep it

apparently I'm legal property of Harrison now??

wtf was in those 37 contracts I signed??

working on a way out of here. update all my fans soon

They're automating the mines.

apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.

Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.

storymonger

what yr are u frm

idk. I think I was born into endentured servitude?

which the mines definitely aren't. I'm just not supposed to talk about them

storymonger

ya?

ur getting replaced anyway, wats goin on there

well the pay was good, they even loaned me a mech, but now thry're firing me right as I was about to pay it off >:(

maybe I should talk to upper management. I'm sure Harrison doesn't know about this bs

Also they were like torturing sentient rocks or smthn. idk, I didn't ask

They're automating the mines.

apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.

Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.

storymonger

what yr are u frm

#lancer rp blog #lancer oc rp

idk. I think I was born into endentured servitude?

which the mines definitely aren't. I'm just not supposed to talk about them

They're automating the mines.

apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.

Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.

#lancer rp #lancer rp blog #lancer oc rp #lost my job to a bunch of clankers.#What is the galaxy coming to #even harrison was fallen victim to the woke mind virus

[Six well hidden pipe bombs! Somehow!]

you're a sick fuck. if my mail wasn't inspected before I get to open it, someone could have been hurt instead of 2 interns being turned into paste

#lancer rp #lancer rp blog

One of the worst sins of HA is reinventing Gacha Games. They were dead for ten thousand years, why is the sexism casino back?!

brigade-legion-first-forward

@brigade-legion-first-forward

lmao r u a 5 star in the next patch??

This is a whole fucking thing because no. If you'd believe it I'm not. I've sent messages to the team developing it and apparently I'm too niche to justify being a 5 star pull.

4 stars in this patch, and the next. 🙄

They've got a whole new arc coming though, so for anyone... morbidly curious, now would be the time to get into it. It's better than it has a right to be, definitely better than certain sentiments on the omninet might want you to believe.

[Frantic omninent searching.]

Y AM I IN THIS GAME I WAS A SECRET GIVERNEMT EXPIRMANT!!?!?!

MY VOICE HAS WAY MOR VOCAL FRY THAN THAT!!!!!

...

whar...

YD THEY MAKE MY ASS SO BIG IS IT LIEK THAT IRL??!?!?

No clue, but they seem to add more, ahem, assets the higher the star rating.

eh? o that makes sence lemme loo-

[The mic picks up a sound a human could never make. Something between a house cat dying and the devil himself rising from hell.]

Y AM I A FUCKING 2 STAR?!?!?! IM THE 2ND SCARIEST ENKIDU PILOT IN THE ORION ARM!!!!! IM GONNA TURN THIS ENTIR DEV TWAM INTO FUCKING SHAWARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy part is I'm a limited time event 5 star. Sucks to suck ig, try commiting funnier crimes

i know just were 2 start... u shoulda stayed ded.

#lancer rp #lancer rp blog #thx. flubbed 2 suicide attempts and started hormones #ooc

Yeah well I lived bitch. only 13 teenagers exploded! hah.

also working in the HA asteroid mines is less fun than the posters made it look. At least I have my corpo-state approved gacha games. Harrison really does care.

One of the worst sins of HA is reinventing Gacha Games. They were dead for ten thousand years, why is the sexism casino back?!

brigade-legion-first-forward

@brigade-legion-first-forward

lmao r u a 5 star in the next patch??

This is a whole fucking thing because no. If you'd believe it I'm not. I've sent messages to the team developing it and apparently I'm too niche to justify being a 5 star pull.

4 stars in this patch, and the next. 🙄

[Frantic omninent searching.]

Y AM I IN THIS GAME I WAS A SECRET GIVERNEMT EXPIRMANT!!?!?!

MY VOICE HAS WAY MOR VOCAL FRY THAN THAT!!!!!

...

whar...

YD THEY MAKE MY ASS SO BIG IS IT LIEK THAT IRL??!?!?

No clue, but they seem to add more, ahem, assets the higher the star rating.

eh? o that makes sence lemme loo-

[The mic picks up a sound a human could never make. Something between a house cat dying and the devil himself rising from hell.]

Y AM I A FUCKING 2 STAR?!?!?! IM THE 2ND SCARIEST ENKIDU PILOT IN THE ORION ARM!!!!! IM GONNA TURN THIS ENTIR DEV TWAM INTO FUCKING SHAWARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#lancer rp #lancer oc blog

Crazy part is I'm a limited time event 5 star. Sucks to suck ig, try commiting funnier crimes

New mission!

I thought it wss over after that kid """"lancer"""" (their parents are making me call them that) exploded cause the worldkiller 3 or whatever it was overheated.

But harrison are reasonable and a beacon of rationality in a sea of radical union wokism

New mission to a moon called Gweeb.

Gweeb

well they can't all be winners

anyway gonna blow shit up unquestioningly for the good guy megacorp :3