Noah Kahan
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

blake kathryn
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
Stranger Things
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if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Xuebing Du

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@yamaylander
keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it
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anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious
whenever the conversation about difficulty and accessibility in games come up i want to slam my head into a wall because noone thats speaking has anything more than a surface level understanding of what "difficulty" even is
your game should have accessibility options, but if your only accessibility options are "turn off central game mechanics" then you have made shit accessibility options.
you know what accessibility option doesnt completely fucking butcher your game while allowing almost everyone to play it? an option that is not available in 99.99% of all games ever made? easy:
bonus points: if you put a game speed slider in your game you can also allow Absolute Fucking Freaks to turn it higher than 100%
'whats being intoxicated like for you as a system' irritating
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker
Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.
One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence
if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.
(via @yellowocaballero)
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
Holy shit 😲 Nobody ever told me that the Fruity Pebbles mascots had their own western anime series? 😳 And it's like, literally so interesting, too?? It's basically a sort of theoretical "what if" scenario, about what it might be like if Homo Sapiens was around during the Jurassic Period—and this was way before Jurassic Park did it! 😯
I've been binge-watching it like crazy in my "cave man" outfit (or "cave woman", to be more precise, heh! 😏) and am hooked on yelling the show's original catch phrase (that's when Rubble-san says, "Yabba dabba doo!" for those who haven't seen it yet) at the top of my lungs whenever it comes up in an episode! 😆
one of the tweets of all time to me