CHARACTER: i am CRAZY!!!!!!
MAKOTO: i do not think you are :)
CHARACTER: ok i will stop being crazy :)
🏖️ DR 2 FTEs
CHARACTER: i am CRAZY!!!!!!
HAJIME: uh
CHARACTER: shut the fuck up hajime. you piece of shit. reserve course ass piece of shit. doesn't remember his talent turns out he's just reserve course piece of shit. ahoge but the narcoleptic and the crazy ass have to drag him through the game piece of reserve course shit. reserve course doody. probably ain't wipe his butt piece of reserve course ass feces. parents got married at an applebees flaccid ahoge motherfucker in the reserve course
🎹 DRV3 FTEs (vers. 1)
CHARACTER: i am CRAZY!!!!!!
KAEDE: NO. you are.........................friend
CHARACTER: damn bitch ok
🔎 DRV3 FTEs (vers. 2)
CHARACTER: i am CRAZY!!!!!!
SHUICHI: hi
CHARACTER: oh i am now 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Komaeda being young enough to still believe in santa claus and having his first christmas without his parents. Waking up to no presents under the tree and thinking that maybe he really is a bad kid through and through.
Last time, I made a series where I type “___is the ultimate..” then I type a random letter and let auto fill do it’s thing. Here is the product of this mess.
(I did one on v3 not too long ago so check that out as well!)
Komaeda is the Ultimate sister of the year
Hajime is the Super High School Level Jesus who was a true vagina.
Hiyoko is the Ultimate pure mmmmm no.
Akane is the Super High School Level big birthday daddy that eats a big bag of ice.
Fuyuhiko is the Ultimate father of the American people.
Mahiru is the Super High School Level XD
Nekomaru is the Ultimate duchess of the Cockroaches
Chiaki is the super high school level ugh I’m so holy
Ibuki is the ultimate killer of my parents who I don’t want
Mikan is the super high school level lesbian she is a lesbian lesbian bisexual woman lesbian
Peko is the ultimate guide for the Jewish community
Teruteru is the super high school level parents and she is a lesbian.
Twogami is the ultimate disgusting woman who eats a lot of money.
Gundham is the super high school level joke that he is.
Sonia is the ultimate damn lady who farts on her lips.
[Both] Which party game would you rather play: spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven? ò ᴗ ó
In honor of our new clubroom I'm bringing whatever this stuff is xD!!!!! The place called it puppy chow and I'm assuming it's probably sweet? Because all the marshmallows?
Kokichi you are not allowed to force Nagito to eat it if he doesn't want to xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Spin the bottle is probably obvious enough that it doesn't need an explanation, 7 minutes in heaven is when you get locked in a closet for 7 minutes with somebody else xD!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to pick one!)
Locked in a closet? What for?
You can't tell me what to do, Cherry Bomb!
Nagito does whatever I tell him to do! I could totally get him to eat actual puppy chow if I felt like it!
Can somebody explain why it's a party game to get locked in a closet..? I don't understand the point of that.
Is it a punishment or something? Is it 'heaven' because the other party guests get a break from you?
No way! Are you serious?
...
Wait, you're actually serious? You really don't know?
Heh. Do you know, Ouma-kun? How many parties have you been invited to?
Invited? Who needs an invitation?
It's better if you show up uninvited and steal all their pizza!
Ok, now I know that's a lie - you don't like pizza. Or rather, you claim you're allergic to it.
I am allergic! That's why I confiscate it, so nobody can trigger my allergy when we're playing makeout games!
What?
What what?
You're messing with me, right..?
About what?
Can you be serious for a minute? It feels like we're having two different conversations here.
No thanks!
Heh. Are you finally learning manners--?
Hell no!
How cute! Oumu-kun is becoming so polite! Wonderful!
Knock it off or I'll lock you in a closet!
Excellent! You can personally show me what '7 minutes in heaven' is, master!
do you guys think in an All Cast HPA Universe when kyoko was like "i can hear the steps of the god of death" shuichi was like "ok......i saved my friend's pet alligator once" and then like ate a sugar free cookie so his tummy didn't get upset
Sure, if you're into lanky scarecrow bastards~ Is that your type? Hmm?
You can totally tell me, I won't tell a soul~
Just know that if you try to steal my servant from me, I won't go easy on ya.
I like you and all, you're a part of my DICE and we're pals... But there are some things I don't wanna share. My servant happens to be one of those things. Hee.
