make a fucking appointment im a doctor

uchihas owe me child support

[sakurafacts]

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cringe.

[leech-bowl-deactivated20220929]

new kind of guy: he's such a misogynist he just circles around to being gay

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

frat guys

[asingularcanadian]

[necromancersdoitbetter]

Image description: a screenshot of someones tags that says #this is the worlds oldest guy #what do you mean

[sakurafacts]

“i use my special jutsus to make really hot water” ok. i use my stove

[striders]

[sakurafacts]

thanks for the gun

[sakurafacts]

have we discovered ninja mars yet

[sakurafacts]

prescribing naruto a drug that causes hypertension headaches so he can walk a mile in my shoes

[sakurafacts]

konoha girls make do!

[sakurafacts]

with nothing

[sakurafacts]

konoha girls make do!

[sakurafacts]

lots of misinformation going around these days, so for the sake of transparency let me lay out a couple of things:

1. every single component of your body is replaceable, down to the last molecule

2. most people (including you) wouldnt ever notice if all of their organs were swapped with someone else’s

3. it is possible to change a human blood type

hope this helps :)

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shut up about your issues for a second and help me figure out how to get the bonus points on this uquiz

[sakurafacts]

MILF RIGHTS

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barbequeue sause go slurp

[sakurafacts]

does violence have to be the last resort. cant it be like third

[sakurafacts]

yall are getting moralsophical on here but this is bc naruto asked me how come hes never pooped out an ice cube even though he swallows them whole and kakashisensei wouldnt let me fold his spine in half

[sakurafacts]

captain yamtaro

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i know u and hinata have secret meetings every friday 2pm when the kids are away (the husbands are always away) what're u 2 doing hm? hmmmm? HMMM?

kegals