My head hurts

My name is Maral and I am funny certified. A stranger who was listening in on my conversation once told me and I have not recovered from it.

[citrus-neon]

summer night

[itaviv]

'Tell him he's pretty' ('Weever Cover Art')

[salakmaral]

You are pretty

[magyarmartir]

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Martin Scorsese

Francis Ford Coppola

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[tricodekus]

fem tsukihina [3/3]

[salakmaral]

The novel needs to include a box fight between Gennaro and Hammond

[hysokaz]

[hysokaz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hysokaz]

hisy

[cloverr-overr]

more akuatsulucy sobs

[esmiara]

Don't mind me, i'm dead for bungou stray dog at the moment. Yes hi, i don't draw only YGO stuff, take some of this as well!

[asherrrrri]

[asherrrrri]

The girlfriends ever

[tachiharastanacc]

Do you think he has a habit of using himself as a human shield to protect his friends bc he’s more durable than them and he’s seen the other hd do the same for him?🫤

[tachiharastanacc]

If Tachihara stays blind, then the last time he saw his mafia family will have been watching them get infected and lose themselves while Hirotsu pushed him away. :)

[salakmaral]

The whiplash I got from today's chapter because I forgot the beetle doctor is running the dinosaur creation process

[salakmaral]

Okay okay hear me out... Dracula would not stand a chance against the Jurassic Park cast.

We see on the demeter and with jonathan that Dracula likes to spread a bit terror now and then. However in jurassic park, everyone would simply ignore him.

He keeps biting people? They don't bother to check who did it.

He keeps being creepy? They pretend like that never happened because it was awkward.

He doesn't appear in the mirror? Happens to the best of us.

He climbs lizard fashion? Then they'll deem him a new lizard species and leave it at that.

He could continue on and on and they simply would deny to the end of time that it's something they should be concerned about. Until Dracula gets sad and self-conscious about his spookiness and leaves.

See! Problem fixed! Easy!

[salakmaral]

Are they really going to notify the family that their son died getting eaten by a backhoe or are we going to work that over a little, Regis?

[emperorcandy]

you must understand that the backhoe grew claws and teeth *obviously* and also had saliva

[twelvebooksstuff]

It’s a mutated backhoe. It’s never been seen before but it happens sometimes. Something about radiation or something, right? Right?!

[salakmaral]

Ah yes makes perfect sense. Thank you for the logical report.

[bliss-bliss-bliss-bliss]

I love that the backhoe has become its own meme, but let's actually dig into it a little bit, because its flagrant stupidness actually says a lot!

My theory is that Regis, mercenary dickbutt who never met a regulation he couldn't skirt or a child he couldn't endanger, is usually really good at spinning complex watertight lies - he's Hammond's right hand asshole, after all. He just made up the backhoe story in 0.0003 seconds, because

A) he knows that nothing would actually sound reasonable to the medical professionals, so no matter what line he feeds them they're not going to believe it, but mostly

B) Regis doesn't care whether they believe him or not, because they don't count and they don't matter, because they fall into the broad category of humanity Regis has mentally labeled as The Help.

In fact, I think the only reason Regis bothered to bring the guy in at all was not because he thought for one second that the bucket of dude soup could possibly survive - he just wanted it on the official legal records that they tried to helicopter him out, because it wouldn't look as good on paper if they just let him bleed out in the jungle and then turned directly to the camera shrugging their shoulders like "Mondays amirite"