thomasヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Thomas - 24 - Sydney

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[segamascott]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

ways of seeing (1972) - john berger

"unconscious homosexual desires are awesome"

[kosmogrl]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[dsmsix]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i try so hard not to care about micro celebrity attention grab bullshit but Clavicular getting embarrassed during his 60 Minutes interview, implying the journalist’s wife is cheating on him, just for the journalist to smile politely but confusedly and go “im not married? :)” and then Clavicular starts stammering and babbling and then angrily walk out of the interview. and then goes home and overdoses. and then survives and goes “sorry i was overdosing trying to feel neurotypical”. is fucking Wet and Wild

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i dont want to alarm anyone but people are tagging this as homestuck characters

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

[escuerzoresucitado]