Dude, what if?...

just the pondering thoughts of a sausy salamander here.

[salamander-sause]

I know there's the feeling of falling when you're asleep but have you ever resurfaced? Like your lying down and you get up as if you were under a bog? No. Cool.

[salamander-sause]

I understand it's a necessity but do really need to number one and two that often?

[salamander-sause]

Who agreed upon the standards of human social and sexual conduct? Like what were humans thinking when they decided that middle finger was the bad one or that doing the helicopter was ok? Like what was happening for them to say, yeah, this is it. This'll go on for generations.

[salamander-sause]

The pain when you can't recreate the taste of that first sandwich. The first sandwich always comes with a taste that has you like "damn, I need another" but then it doesn't taste like the first and the dissatisfaction that fills you for now you have to chase the faint taste of the first sandwich.