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[itsallmadonnasfault]

The Queen Of Pop has returned to the dance floor AND the top of the charts!

[haydenthewitch]

I think i'm quickly discovering that Knight!Virgil x Prince!Roman who are soulmates but don't know it yet and they have an ongoing beef because roman doesn't want to be a prince and virgil is ruining all his fun (by doing his job- knight- and keeping roman safe) is one of my FAVORITE dynamics to write for prinxiety I think. however I also REALLY like mob boss! roman and gang member ! virgil because I started writing a prequel prinxeity number one oneshot the other day and they like. flew off the page for me. the sass the drama THE YEARNING 😫😫😫 it's so good so yeah. big movements in the space in my brain that roman and virgil occupy

[seattlesea]

Lorien Legacies Characters as Things My Family and I Have Said/Done (part six)

I'M BACK

Marina: You're smart, you use your head against your enemies Maggie: Sometimes I get physical. It's not my fault god made me the perfect size to kick people in the balls --- Eight after tasting anything weird or bad: This tastes like battery acid --- Ella: *laughs* Nine reaching for the blunt: Adam, please give me one more hit, the fucker's fake-ass laugh just snapped me back to reality --- Eight: Do you ever think- Five: No Eight:... Nine: Clearly --- Sarah: *walks out of her room wearing a charcoal face mask* John:... Sarah: Not a word John: *screams* --- Eight: Haha look it's Spider-Man and Iro- Sam: SPIDER SPIDER WHERE?! --- John: Are you seeing anyone? Adam: Yeah I'm actually talking to this really cute guy I met a few days ago, he- John: No I meant like a therapist --- Nine: It's the story about someone who's squatting in this woman's house- no not squatting, the legal type of squatting, like borrowing Six: Renting??? --- Six: *sees a cute young girl* Aww baby Young girl: *coughs* Six: Get your tuberculosis disease-riddled rabies having ass away from me --- Sarah: *watching movies illegally online* The quality is ass what website did you use? One: The internet --- Adam: Hey Kelly trick question Kelly: What? Adam: Which side of the family did we get out stupidity from? Kelly: Both Adam: Wow you got it nice --- Five: The only soulmate I will ever have is me, which is pretty low regarding standards but I'll take it --- Ella: *in Nine's penthouse* I want cookies Nine: Then go get cookies Ella: Do you have cookies? Nine: No --- Eight: What's a celebration you hate that no one can relate to Five: My birthday Eight: What?? Five: Not in like a dark su!cidal type way, in a 'The party's for me so I can never leave early' way --- Six: Oh great, my comfort zone has turned comfort into *gags* --- John, using a radio: Hey this is J as in Juliett, O as in Oscar, H as in- Nine, using the other: THIS IS ME ---- Sam in a horrible southern accent: Well darn me to hell and call me Ophra it's hot as a fiddlestick in here Six: *punches him* --- Marina about Eight: Oh my god, we're stuck like glue Six: Bitch it's nail glue, rip it --- Lexa: Oh god I miss the old restaurant what is this place my coffee tastes like it's from the gas station --- Maggie: *quietly singing happy birthday* Adam: Whose birthday is it? Maggie: No one Adam: Well technically it's someone's birthday you just don't know wh- Maggie: It's no one's birthday --- Sam: *cackling and giggling evilly* I'm so good at my job --- Adam: Fight me Malcolm: What? Adam: FIGHT ME Malcolm: *hits Adam over the head with a paper plate* Adam: *screeches* --- Eight: You guys wanna watch a movie? A scary movie? A REALLY scary movie? A scary movie that'll make us shit our pants? A movie that will make us shit bricks? Everyone: *not paying attention* Eight: Okay --- Nine: *points to cello case* Is that a punching bag? Sarah: No, that holds Sam's cello Nine: What's a cello? --- Little kid: What's 6 + 5? Six: It's 12 Little kid: 12?! Six: Yeah Little kid: I thought it was 17 *jumps into pool* --- John: Remember your My Chemical Romance phase? Adam: Phase? John: Right, sorry, it's not a phase mom --- One: Alright guys Hannu: What guys I'm the only one here --- Nine after a group discourse: *points at Five* You're stupid Five: What? I didn't even say anything Nine: I know I just like calling you stupid --- Hannu: *takes off socks to show another pair underneath* --- Maggie: Can you hand me my cheese? Sam: What cheese? Maggie: The one in your hoodie Sam: What? *pulls string cheese from his hoodie*

[haydenthewitch]

chapter 9 of and if you ever leave me high and dry, aka: “here’s your reminder that this AU hinges on Logan being JUST AS INSANE as janus + remus”

no truly A REMINDER!!! mind you, he's in a room full of gang members, criminals, and MOB BOSSES and some of them are thinking "i'm not even that ballsy. holy shit where did janus and remus find this guy what the fuck." guy is passed out in a pool of his own blood and Logan is already back to being a 🎀cutie pie🎀

[haydenthewitch]

just reread chapter 4 of high and dry, and i did NOT notice the “my brother is not my keeper” line until just now. holyyyyyy moly. other than the Everything of that chapter. aughh

I think about roman/remus cain/able symbolism like. VERY frequently lmaooo i think it comes up fairly frequently in my writing as a theme hehe

[itsallmadonnasfault]

[defconprime]

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