Salamander Shenanigans @salamansir - Tumblr Blog

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I don't post explicit content, but I will post suggestive content (fanfic, art, artistic nudity, exposing clothes/situations on fictional characters, drabbles, censored nudity,etc.) If I DO post anything else, it will be warned, and under a cut :] Block the tag "suggestive" or "tw suggestive" to easily avoid it!

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nudityandnerdery

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

nudityandnerdery

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

hearthfire-heartfire

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

cooking-with-hailstones

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of

Please click on this link if you still think you have any real anonymity online

cdigoddess

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of third person combat in unreal engine 5*

jocrude

"you can go anywhere you like..."

*string music swells*

"visit other worlds..."

*europe*

ashes2caches

please make sure your transfem friends don’t get excluded. please listen to their needs.

transsexual-feminism

You should do more than just listen, actually. You need to ask her. You need to go up to her and ask her about things you can do to include her. We are taught to take up as little space as possible, you need to go out of your way to account for that.

vavoom-sorted-art

It's JUNE! that means pride month :) So I wanted to re-post my pride artwork I did of Crowley and Aziraphale for a collab in 2024.

Shoutout to all my LGBTQ+ friends, you all rock!

im-a-ramblr

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

mellosdrawings

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

#bloodymary #?????#I GUESS????#phm #iron lung

uss-emberprise

unyieldingsilence

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ripplespate

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

unsound-satyr

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

henk-heijmans

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

chippyyyz

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

arowitharrows

I feel like people struggle to understand that my life as an aorace person is not centered around an absence of relationships. There is no romance shaped void that I am trying to live with, or live around, or which my life's purpose is to fill somehow.

I go to university and I go to work and I volunteer in my community and in the in-between moments I drink tea with my friends and I plant tomatoes on my balcony and there is no need for anything else. There is no room for anything else anyway.

When I am asked how I deal with 'the hole in my life' or what I do with 'all my free time', I know these questions are not about me at all. They are a reflection of the person asking.

thatsthebirds

Its kind of asking how you cope with the lack of parking spaces when someone doesnt own a car

ace-of-bass

Ooh I love this analogy because not owning a car does come with problems (at least in the US typically), namely that US infrastructure is so reliant on cars that not owning one means that you deal with other problems, like lack of bike lanes, infrequent public transit, people always assuming you can drive places, etc. Aro/ace people do face problems due to amatonormativity in society, such as inaffordability of places to live alone (because it's assumed you'll live with a roommate until you're a "real adult" and live with a partner and also because of capitalism), lack of ways to meet new people that aren't specifically focused on dating, and people always asking when you'll settle down, aren't you lonely, don't you miss having a partner? as OP talked about.

Like, there are problems that one encounters as a carless person, and there are problems I've encountered as an aroace person. But the problem as a carless person isn't lack of parking spaces and the problem as an aroace person isn't lack of a relationship.