8 makes 1 bias wrecker

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“You're fighting demons, I'm bending over and spreading my thighs for them, we are not the same.”

– Wooyoung.

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[During a Vlive]

Mingi: Why are you all following me, guys?

Mingi: Is someone paying you?

Mingi:

Mingi: Is it my mom?

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"I love to have little hobbies like crying."

– Hongjoong.

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[On the groupchat]

San: I'm not single I'm Kraft® single.

Jongho: Was the ® even necessary?

San: Yes I do not want to go to jail.

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"Bitches will be like “I love animals” but hate themselves... You are an animal girl, love yourself! Peace on planet Earth."

– Wooyoung.

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"I've come to the point where I don't even procrastinate anymore I just don't do it."

– Mingi.

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[Texting]

San: What are some things that turn on?

Wooyoung: Did you forget the word "you" or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?

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Mingi: *tries to carry a bunch of stuff*

Seonghwa: You can make more than one trip–

Mingi: NO!

Mingi: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND–

Mingi: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS–

Mingi: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR!

Seonghwa: Stop being ridiculous, just–

Mingi: HONOR!

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Yeosang: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Jongho: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Yeosang: Yes.

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"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon."

– Yunho.

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Therapist: Write a letter to all the people who hurt you and burn them.

Hongjoong: Ok, good idea.

[A week later]

Hongjoong: So what do I do with all these letters?

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[During breakfast]

Jongho, moody after losing a game: I wish to devour the unborn.

Yeosang: Eggs, he wants eggs.

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San, turning off his computer: Goodnight images, goodnight documents, goodnight apps, goodnight files–

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Assignment's instruction: "Defend your thesis"

Jongho, writing: Why are you attacking my thesis?

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Interviewer: When you were little, what was your biggest dream?  

Jongho: I don't know... I think I wanted an Armani suit.

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“Throwing away batteries feels so bad, I feel like I should eat them…”

– Mingi.

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Seonghwa: You are God's bravest soldier.

Mingi: His army must be fucking tiny.