slugwater

I'm 28 she/her years old I'm frozen for dinner

[minoravirus]

[poligon-sticker]

Study with Sandro Botticelli and "What's it like working at Lush"

[what-even-is-thiss]

Being physically strong does kinda mess with your head when you have health problems I think. Like you know that logically your muscle mass isn’t gonna stop you from having a sleep disorder or asthma or whatever but when it happens anyways you’re like damn life really doesn’t work like comic books huh? Frankly I am disappointed.

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[salazbri]

Hurray! Made a doll of my fursona

[salazbri]

Featuring booby action

[salazbri]

Hurray! Made a doll of my fursona

[salazbri]

Booby!

[salazbri]

Customer service will have you thinking absolutely fucked ideas such as "wow I only have 2 hours left of work today"

[salazbri]

killers we forgot

[salazbri]

I didn't know anything about Charlie Kirk aside from that one debate video where he goes "do you know what a fetus means in Latin? Little human 😃" so hearing he got shot was my did you hear they killed our carpenter moment.

[salazbri]

How do you balance wanting to be more forward and honest and slutty with also not wanting to come across as scary or like you're only out to fuck people when it's not even a priority

[salazbri]

This also entails the whole autistic "not being able to tell when you have feelings for someone that are strongly sexual, platonic, or romantic, so it just coalesces as a giant ball of feelings"

Like there's been a few times I've asked people about dating etc and then realized I just really like them and got too excited lol

[salazbri]

How do you balance wanting to be more forward and honest and slutty with also not wanting to come across as scary or like you're only out to fuck people when it's not even a priority

[salazbri]

i used to have a lot of friends who i thought were really mature and cool but turns out they were just mean LOL

[thoughtportal]

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[melipatas]

textile experiment

[salazbri]

WIP