a dream within a dream.

Salem. 24. Tattoo artist. I'm the best at what I do because I'm covered in the best form of art. Problem? Take it up with my middle finger.

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@salemskelly: The squishiest in all the land.

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@sunny-page: @maxxiemermaid @salemskelly just don't fall in love with her too fast

@salemskelly: @maxxiemermaid @sunny-page TOO LATE

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@sunny-page: @maxxiemermaid @salemskelly Well, considering she's two days young and was supposed to be born a month from now, I'd say yes

@salemskelly: @maxxiemermaid @sunny-page then I will continue to let her suck on my knuckle and make teeny tiny baby noises until she is ready

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@maxxiemermaid: @sunny-page just a tiny little pink thing

@sunny-page: @maxxiemermaid our little person

@salemskelly: @maxxiemermaid @sunny-page is it too early to teach her to talk?

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@suny-page: @salemskelly Thanks for hanging out with us

@salemskelly: @sunny-page it's no problem. she and I are bonding while you sit with the wife.

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@salemskelly: Super big Congratulations to @sunny-page and @maxxiemermaid on the birth of their daughter. She may be little, but she is fierce.

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Phone Call: Salem

*shaking his head*

Right... I have to call Giles.

*sighs* Okay. I'll see you in a few minutes.

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Phone Call: Salem

Coffee, please. And tea for Max. She probably won't drink it, but just in case.

Yeah, of course. I'll be there in just a few minutes. But, you know it'll all be okay, right? Your baby will be perfect and healthy, and Max will make a speedy recovery.

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Phone Call: Salem

*nods and sniffs* Okay... Okay.

Do you need me to get anything for you? Coffee? Some hard liquor?

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Phone Call: Salem

Can- can you come here? Please.

I'm already on my way to you.

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Phone Call: Salem

She's quiet... Fuck, Salem-- We can't lose this baby.

I know, Sunny. I know you can't. And you won't---everything will be fine.

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Phone Call: Salem

Yeah... Yeah, they're monitoring the baby.

And she's okay? Besides not kicking?

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Phone Call: Salem

I- I-... I don't know... I mean yes! She's alive, but she's practically hysterical. The baby-- she isn't kicking.

Did they hook her up to a monitor or do an ultrasound? Did they find a heartbeat?

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Phone Call: Salem

Someone hit her! They fucking-- They side-swiped her-- I don't know!

*stands, pulling his jacket on* Is she---she's okay, right?

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Phone Call: Salem

Max was in an accident-- Your car-- Fuck, I'm so sorry about your car.

No, fuck my car. What the fuck happened, Sunny?!

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Phone Call: Salem

*releases a sob he'd been holding back* Come to the hospital.

What? Why? What happened?

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Phone Call: Salem

*ringing*

*answers, smirking* Mr. Page. What can I do for you?