woof woof wats for lunch lol

hi i'm ten

[iminthetunnels]

[wolfgrxve]

can we all move to noterook yet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

MASOCHIST MUTUAL: ouhhh I need to receive a botched execution where they try for a gutshot but they miss and hit my steel dog tags instead and it shatters my solar plexus shredding my lungs with bone fragments and they kick me into a ditch where I slowly asphyxiate to death choking on my own blood and bone,,,

SADIST MUTUAL: [picture of newspaper cat] I should fuck a girl who is scared of me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SADISTIC MR T: I torture the fool

[sexhaver]

r/hellscube has been experimenting with "big wizard spells" that effectively read "target opponent loses the game" and this design goes unreasonably hard

[l-mobageshiki]

[wolfgrxve]

if you walk into a wall at the wrong angle you might come out in the Backroom. a single ten foot square room with an office cubicle and a little dog that does yap really loudly but is otherwise harmless. you typically get kicked out after about 2-3 hours but the computer at the desk has space pinball and solitaire so it’s not that bad. just don’t eat the almond smelling snacks… they have almonds in them and those are yucky

[wolfgrxve]

i’ve been fighting for my damn life against whatever illness i have right now and it’s only getting worse :(

[sea--burn]

480217

seems like they were getting a cunnilingus dog

[sea--burn]

peam

[sea--burn]

did you really have to ask

[sea--burn]

really really massively huge fan of the character of Lord Bonington whos this 8 foot tall giant mechaman whose job is peforming the Dogicification Surgery and performs his role with the exact enthusiasm of a tradie fixing your gutter or like the mechanic talking about your car. he gets absolutely nothing out of this at all and he's just like really unexpectedly kind of In The Room the entire time and he keeps reminding them he's there by sayinbg shit like this

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[optical-trapping]

[pokeballvictimized]

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[butchdemiurge]

do you ever think about the incesty energy of the diamonds from Steven universe

[butchdemiurge]

I could just think of this frame until the sun explodes

[sea--burn]

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

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I need to know what these things are

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