[salladhorsan]

americans: at least 2016 couldn't get any weirder

god: send in the clowns

[a6]

[landmaster-deactivated20170811]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

this belongs in the smithsonian

[okaymad]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I just beat up a poor kid, used an amulet coin to take all his money, and left him in the desert to get his eyes eroded away by sandstorms

[dan-the-dragon]

Limmy shows off a top life hack tip for anyone spending too much on drinks

[gaghalfrunt]

“Take that fuckin’ accent wae ye…”

[concealing-your-thievery-blog]

[kotaku]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

Alien (1979)

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[otakubvsed]

Ummmmmm………

[bidoof]

tumblr is having like a clickbait renaissance right now i’ve never seen clickbait this good in my life

[hotvampireadjacent]

[silentreadinghour]

no i haven’t seen that movie or read that book. i need to sleep 15 hours a day so i don’t have time to “"live my life”“ or whatever crap you’re selling

[onlytwitterpics]