Haus

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Never estimate me

[salmonco]

Neigh.

Also, tags i use:

Headcannons: #Salmon Headcannons

Anon and asks: #Salmon’s anon asks / #Salmon’s asks

Posts: #Salmon Posts

Reblogs: #Salmon Reblogs

[mausghgh]

Btw, I got a new phone.

This account won’t be active anymore, along with @salmonco

My new account will be under the same name, same with my other account that i tagged earlier see you guys!

(Merry Christmas, happy holidays!)

[salmonco]

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!!!! I won’t be posting anymore on here! I’ll be under the same name, under THIS pfp. Totally different

[salmonco]

God he’s HOt

😛😛

I love this guy

[salmonco]

Okay so. I was watching a deleted fury scene on YT (the one where Don tells norman how he was drunk driving and got into an accident)

In some random alternate timeline where they all survived I’d feel like whenever Don is driving with the crew he would not let them drink in the car with him. He doesn’t want what happened to him to repeat with them

[salmonco]

Guys should i make Fury and inglorious basterds headcannons…

[salmonco]

Ittle smth i made 🥹🥹

Im so smart right this is genius work

[salmonco]

You cannot convince that these two weren’t at least interested in each other

[szczurrr]

You cannot tell me Don Collier and Boyd Swan weren't even a little bit in love

ouch. ow. owie

Bonus:

all in one place

[salmonco]

Boyd’s eyes…..

[salmonco]

Idk why hugo and wicki yet archie yap so much they would’ve been alive if they didn’t let that pretentious ahh british talk his damn mouth off

Edit: i also Hate haTE HATE how little screentime hugo and wicki got. They had so much potential in that scene smh

[zombied4ughter]

You know, I don't blame Dieter for practically throwing himself at these two,,,,

[salmonco]

Smash. Both of them

[freakmonster9000]

i’ve gatekept these for too long

[evil-cryptile]

Ivan in front of Kremlin ok?

[rvelchc]

some baby primarchs since I think about them a lot

[hungry-hobbits]

underrated moment in inglourious basterds is when bridget, archie, and hugo get mad at wicki for enthusiastically participating in the card game with hellstrom like sorry for having fun in a stressful situation sorry for party rocking

[salmonco]

He woulda gotten beat if they survived i know it

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[salmonco]

Should happen with sora AI as well

Actually, all ai

[finnbennetits]

they hate it when you serve anti nazism

[salmonco]

“Ah!!! Guy fighting against a regime that’ll actually do more harm than good!!”

[salmonco]

My top Hugo ships OAT:

1. Hugo x Wicki

2. Archie x Hugo

3. Aldo x Hugo