i wanna be in space

Hi, I'm Salmon (not my real name, duh) I'm an illustrator and animator but this is my sideblog for all the random shit that isn't that I like Dan and Phil, Doctor Who, Good Omens, space, lions, deer, spooky stuff and fantasy

[remindertoclick]

Hello there! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[the-muppet-joker]

Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?

Live in the moment

No. Hospital for burns on mouth

Voting ended onJun 29

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[salmons-hoard]

A few friends and I went to the park last night which was awesome until a few of them took us down a creepy, dark forest path where we nearly got lost. But then it was fine again, we found the car and went on the BUMPIEST ROAD I HAVE EVER SEEN with a spooky house that totally belongs to a serial killer and an old Victorian pram that moves of it’s own volition, which would be scary on its own without us STOPPING THE CAR so my friend could get out and look for it??? Luckily we were fine and we went to McDonald’s after.

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[salmons-hoard]

Sometimes you need to just write a fanfiction about your whole friend group which you will all eventually turn into a live action film adaptation

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[salmons-hoard]

jfc I need to sort my blog out it's so ugly

[fantasticfinnie]

happy pride month chat

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[salmons-hoard]

Oh my god I just realised my girlfriend actually said this to me before we got together and I still didn't realise she liked me for another three months

Am I stupid??

[teaboot]

I don't know who needs to hear this

But if you go into the comments section on AO3

And type

Then replace image url (keep the " marks) with the url of a picture

You can leave fan art in the comments of a fic

[cotttntail]

artist + muse

[gnarlyghost]

Final Boss

[xensilverquill]

feather wings shawl commission! 🪶 🪶 🪶

i have been working on this project on-and-off since May. finally finished, and i’m so proud of how it turned out!

another beautiful pattern by Crafty Intentions!

[valtsv]

what if angels grew and shed their halos like antlers

[valtsv]

[reunitedinterlude]

sorry ladies 😔✌️