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indescribable

[someguyisp]

Dentist: hmm yes the patient's cavity appears to be sensitive to being stabbed repeatedly by a pointy metal hook

Dentist: *stab* *stab* *stab*

[someguyisp]

When ur driving and u just suddenly get the feeling that the guy in ithe other lane is about to pull some stupid shit like merging without hs blinkers on aND TEHN HE FUKCING DOES IT

[gifsboom]

Clouded Leopard Cub. [video]

[buddy-berry]

The beans

[someguyisp]

I want 40

[jimpluff]

A Shinji Nishikawa illustration for Earth Day

[usayyylmao]

[loltaku]

EVERY TIME

EVERY TIME ONE OF THESE PRETENTIOUS BEARDMEN WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES THEY HAVE TO DO SOME SHIT LIKE THIS

“I’m not articulate or clever enough to just argue my point so I have to equate disagreeing with me to some form of bigotry!”

Bonus failure points for misrepresenting the ME3 controversy STILL, FOUR YEARS AFTER LAUNCH.

[official-mugi]

THE DIFFICULTY IN DEAD SOULS IS THE SAME AS HOMOPHOBIA

[justspooklordthings-deactivated]

WHY DO PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT VIDEO GAMES HAVE TO BE SO PRETENTIOUS ABOUT BEING BAD

[someguyisp]

Cat: *runs by carrying something in her mouth*

Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

Cat: *runs faster*

[kumagawa]

[kumagawa]

this got me like 28 anons in my askbox

[crystalblue42]

[catbarrage]

FANTASTIC BABY

[minty-chip]

final reckoning 

[hetalia-beautiful-world-blog]

We can’t stop …

[thebigbad-wolfy-deactivated2016]

Moon river…?

[hetaliaismylifem8-deactivated20]

Winter?

[iamnotthecatladynextdoor]

Earthquake

[hardpee]

Ocean Man

[axietitty-deactivated20240317]

Run away baby. Oh my fuck XD REALLY?

[dustyhyena]

THE PALMTREE PANIC

[denliner-remade-blog]

3 IN THE MORNING XD

[tripleseptet]

BEFORE HE CHEATS

FUCKING DED

[jebusfox]

‘It’s showtime!’

are you fucking kidding me right now

[smollizardandrobot-deactivated2]

Can’t sleep love

Makes sense :3c

[askinfresh]

// wOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING

IM DYING OMFG FRESH AND HOUND *wheezing* //

[loverofpiggies]

TROUBLEMAKER WHAT

[mypleasehelpmeblr]

“NO CHANCE” WELL ISNT THIS JUST PERFECT

[psiioniic-miracles]

“Don’t come close” jfc

[babycockaucker]

“Leaving Eden” Oh… Ackward.

[pianistical]

fauré piano quintet no.2 in c minor op.105, 1st movement ok

[throughtheforestandtheglen]

“Even in Death” oh

[elder-schraderham]

Oh no. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me by Mel Carter.

[myhsterie]

NON-STOP FROM HAMILTON I’m screaming inside

[thepanafmermaid]

RIGHT HAND MAN FROM HAMILTON. I’m dead

[fashionably-dead-inside]

On Top Of The World by The Imagine Dragons That’s funny because that’s probably how they’re gonna feel.

[someguyisp]

BONETROUSLE

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sh*theadsteve)

[vistakai]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

[someguyisp]

I’ve never heard anyone say that. I think the general consensus is that the reboot is just unfunny poopwater, regardless of the genders of the leads.

[spacehunter-m]

“Does it make your mouth water? I think you’ll agree that it’s an interesting object?”

[riptapparel]

King Kong never stood a chance. 

[kittyvines]

Cat: *hits the drums without rhythm*

[someguyisp]

In Spanish, they don’t say “I love you,” they say, “Soy una mujer grasa y estoy buscando para muchos penes peludo,” which translates to “You are my everything,” and I think that’s beautiful.

[someguyisp]

I wonder what kind of dream he’s having. 😪

[someguyisp]

Filters are neat.