cheese stick

dumb dumb stupid dumb he/him

[blueskittlesart]

it’s miku’s 13th birthday… u know what that means…. teenager photoshoot

[mikuheritageposts]

miku heritage post

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

[lesbianhaircut]

op ships bill and hillary clinton, present day

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Imagine if we gave cloakers miniguns

Actually that would be a very bad idea

[the-dozer-from-payday]

FUCK OH FUCK

[the-dozer-from-payday]

In heavy voice: “ouh oh”

[veryscarywitch]

I have TERRIBLE news.

Cloakers can't hold miniguns. Manifesting a patch mod that lets Cloakers hold miniguns.

[the-dozer-from-payday]

What

[huyandere]

yo mr white i got us matching shirts

[freshbaked-bread]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m crying right now because pussy is so scary

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

No offense to anyone with one but I ran into porn by accident and saw a pussy and I’m still crying I’m so fucking scared 

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Hahahahahaha scaredy ca- OH GOD THE PAYDAY GANG FUCK

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Cloaker

[the-dozer-from-payday]

I want to see a race with who can cause the most blunt force trauma and still be speedy

And maybe me and pd medic can go on a double date with heavy and tf medic

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Minigun dozers will be temporarily out of service due to their bullets being stolen

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

good.

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[aroacedavestrider]

seven years of doin it to us

[existentialcrisisetcetera]

eight…

[yarneyes]

I wamt…. Fruit

[kittyjesters]

@heisterm0th hey man your boyfriend is in need of you

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

Are you calling me a fruit?

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

im telling mom this is a sin before marriage

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

nOo!!!

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

already told her, she'll be sending nukes to ur home >:)

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

eeeAAAAAHHH

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

me omw to get the nukes

[yarneyes]

I wamt…. Fruit

[kittyjesters]

@heisterm0th hey man your boyfriend is in need of you

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

Are you calling me a fruit?

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

im telling mom this is a sin before marriage

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

nOo!!!

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

already told her, she'll be sending nukes to ur home >:)

[yarneyes]

I wamt…. Fruit

[kittyjesters]

@heisterm0th hey man your boyfriend is in need of you

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

Are you calling me a fruit?

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

im telling mom this is a sin before marriage

[yarneyes]

I wamt…. Fruit

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

which one

[yarneyes]

Peaches specifically I want the peaches in cherry gel I usually get

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

unfortunately i dont have that rn...

so you get the best turkish street food, kumpir

[yarneyes]

I wamt…. Fruit

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

which one

[n0tlu1sss]

i love this

[bloodsicky]

i WILL be nuzzling my face into you like a cat and really there’s nothing you can do about it

[yarneyes]

@heisterm0th

[the-dozer-from-payday]

I’m sorry is there context I need for the two of you rebooting this

[john-goes-uwu-deactivated202309]

My dear Dozer, the context is that me and blue are dating

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Sex?

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

not before marriage 🤬🤬🤬

[the-dozer-from-payday]

Booorriiinnngggg

Sex is cool anytime

[salmonysalmon-yippee]

im telling mom