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Call me Bandit / they/he / chaotic asexual / check out my ao3 at shadowcat500 / boomerang enthusiast

[existentialcrisisetcetera]

seeing radfems or fabfems or whatever the fuck they’re calling themselves now on your post like 

[sladesprmanager]

I should probably just stick to illustration

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[halfamble]

honestly we need something written about how dracula daily enhances the experience of dread reading dracula.... like it's been WEEKS since we last heard from jonathan harker so when we got this update today (my partner and i read it together at night) i literally went OMG HE'S ALIVE????

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[luninosity]

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

[guide-to-the-galaxy-deactivated]

oh….my….god

[mainelymoose]

It’s 4 am, I have a fever, and I’m pretty sure I just hallucinated He Man and Skeletor doing the Dirty Dancing

[charlieism]

this is so fucking funny help

[thatfanficstuff]

This may be the best thing I have ever seen

[tardisspeedsterfanfiction]

Omg that was awesome

[kittenofdoomage]

I will always reblog Dirty Dancing He-Man and Skeletor.

[jamrsgang]

Holy hell! My life is now complete.

[lastactiontricia]

This will never not be funny

[silurisanguine]

Wait till you see the Action man advert they did

and there is a …sequel…prequel to the above Heman advert

[injuries-in-dust]

All this for a price comparison website for insurance companies.

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

all this for a WHAT

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[themythicalcodfish]

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[bundibird]

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[bougiebutchbitch]

me:

I care about transmascs and trans men. I wish people discussed - let alone cared about - the very serious transphobia they face both within the community and from wider society!

some people on tumblr:

we too care about transmascs and trans men :) trans women are the root of all these problems because they have Penis Privilege. They were raised as men and therefore they have male privilege! Lolcowing and pedojacketing trans women over kinks is actually good feminist praxis!!!!

me:

yeah so that's called 'transmisogyny', which you might've heard of. Being raised as a 'man' as a trans women often only leads to self-hate and abuse for failing to live up to 'real masculinity' - just as trans men are often abused for being 'incorrect men' unless they go stealth and live in the closet. It's the exact opposite of a privilege. I care about transfems and trans women and wish others cared more about the very serious transphobia they face, both within the community and from wider society! I think trans women bear the brunt of transphobia from wider society at the moment, and while we can talk about how erasure is its own form of violence, and how serious transphobia-against-trans-men is often ignored within the trans community - like trans men of colour being systemically targeted for sexual assault in ICE encampments, and the Trump administration doing fertility experiments on incarcerated trans men...

Black trans women who are sex workers are pretty much the most vulnerable group in society to ACTUAL PHYSICAL violence on a day-to-day basis. We need to understand that specific intersections makes people see this particular group as 'disposable', and dismantle the structures that allow for the epidemic of violent transmisogynoir.

other people on tumblr:

we too care about transfems and trans women :) however we think every trans person who was afab is actually the root of all these problems! Because they have pussy privilege! If you were born with a vagina you can actually never understand *true* misogyny. There is no systemic underprivileging of people who were afab, such as fgm and child marriage and forced pregnancy and the lasting trauma of being abused by society from birth because your anatomy means you are perceived as inherently Lesser and Stupider and Only Good For One Thing. If you want to talk about abortion rights within transfeminism, that's terf shit, because it centres bodies that were afab!

Misogyny has only ever applied to women and fems, cis and trans! Never, ever to men & mascs! Yes All Men Including Trans Men!!! In fact, men who were afab actually have privilege over all women, cis and trans, because they are CHOOSING MASCULINITY. The traitors. Denying that transmascs are the most vulnerable population in many areas (such as obstetrics and reproductive care); calling them 'hysterical' for talking about their erasure from discussions of violence & incarceration; claiming they are 'dangerous mras' for talking about the statistically astronomical rape and sexual assault they suffer; hounding young transmascs from the global south off Tumblr for talking about their oppression; and rapejacketing transmasc sex workers of colour over kinks they performed for clients - all of this is actually good feminist praxis!

I give in, y'all are rancid

[pastidelliaa]

that trailer brought me back to life.