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Call me Bandit / they/he / chaotic asexual / check out my ao3 at shadowcat500 / boomerang enthusiast

[existentialcrisisetcetera]

seeing radfems or fabfems or whatever the fuck they’re calling themselves now on your post like 

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[themythicalcodfish]

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[bundibird]

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[bougiebutchbitch]

me:

I care about transmascs and trans men. I wish people discussed - let alone cared about - the very serious transphobia they face both within the community and from wider society!

some people on tumblr:

we too care about transmascs and trans men :) trans women are the root of all these problems because they have Penis Privilege. They were raised as men and therefore they have male privilege! Lolcowing and pedojacketing trans women over kinks is actually good feminist praxis!!!!

me:

yeah so that's called 'transmisogyny', which you might've heard of. Being raised as a 'man' as a trans women often only leads to self-hate and abuse for failing to live up to 'real masculinity' - just as trans men are often abused for being 'incorrect men' unless they go stealth and live in the closet. It's the exact opposite of a privilege. I care about transfems and trans women and wish others cared more about the very serious transphobia they face, both within the community and from wider society! I think trans women bear the brunt of transphobia from wider society at the moment, and while we can talk about how erasure is its own form of violence, and how serious transphobia-against-trans-men is often ignored within the trans community - like trans men of colour being systemically targeted for sexual assault in ICE encampments, and the Trump administration doing fertility experiments on incarcerated trans men...

Black trans women who are sex workers are pretty much the most vulnerable group in society to ACTUAL PHYSICAL violence on a day-to-day basis. We need to understand that specific intersections makes people see this particular group as 'disposable', and dismantle the structures that allow for the epidemic of violent transmisogynoir.

other people on tumblr:

we too care about transfems and trans women :) however we think every trans person who was afab is actually the root of all these problems! Because they have pussy privilege! If you were born with a vagina you can actually never understand *true* misogyny. There is no systemic underprivileging of people who were afab, such as fgm and child marriage and forced pregnancy and the lasting trauma of being abused by society from birth because your anatomy means you are perceived as inherently Lesser and Stupider and Only Good For One Thing. If you want to talk about abortion rights within transfeminism, that's terf shit, because it centres bodies that were afab!

Misogyny has only ever applied to women and fems, cis and trans! Never, ever to men & mascs! Yes All Men Including Trans Men!!! In fact, men who were afab actually have privilege over all women, cis and trans, because they are CHOOSING MASCULINITY. The traitors. Denying that transmascs are the most vulnerable population in many areas (such as obstetrics and reproductive care); calling them 'hysterical' for talking about their erasure from discussions of violence & incarceration; claiming they are 'dangerous mras' for talking about the statistically astronomical rape and sexual assault they suffer; hounding young transmascs from the global south off Tumblr for talking about their oppression; and rapejacketing transmasc sex workers of colour over kinks they performed for clients - all of this is actually good feminist praxis!

I give in, y'all are rancid

[pastidelliaa]

that trailer brought me back to life.

[captainpissofff]

kratos: Don't worry son, your mom rests in peace..

His mom:

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[kittybroker]

How much for my fearsome beast, found in the trash?

Bonus existential crisis baby pic

Fearsome kitty of the trash a real beastly little kitty! This trash beast now coming in for only $11.70!

[triangleguy]

pros of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: character brings you joy and excitement

cons of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: they have become a permanent part of your internal monologue and you cant get them to go away

[the-quasar-hero]

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.

hmm. I wonder why governments might want this

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

[sport-news-daily]

ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !