Girl Goddess # 1

I'm a massive nerd, a writer, a girl gamer, hardcore supporter of all things equal rights and someone who makes comically bad decisions. Just trying to figure out how to do this 'becoming an adult' thing day by day.

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

I was going around booting my mutuals and realised I hadn't seen a post from you in a while! Looks like you've been gone for a while, so if you get back. BOOP. HOPE YOURE WELL.

lol hiii! I'm alive, just adulting and it sucks 😮‍💨

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

…. huh

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

So I'm wasting time on Reddit, as one does and I came across this post in another subreddit

Utterly moronic, right? Like who tf is trying to teach 5 year olds about sex?

So anyway, because I'm an asshole in my 30s who no longer cares about life, I went to the original post and commented

So ~20min later I get this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

Only took me 1 whole comment. Who are supposed to be the "snowflakes" again?

[nothingbutdissociation]

You literally tagged it with the don’t say gay bill. A bill that only applies to 3rd grade and below. Your bias is showing

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

... because that's what people were calling it

[nothingbutdissociation]

Except it is a slippery slope and without the law you could in fact teach children under 3rd grade about sexuality and gender. So how were they wrong?

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Except how tags work is literally to help people find content. Tagging something as what it's commonly known as is ya know... what tags are for

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

So I'm wasting time on Reddit, as one does and I came across this post in another subreddit

Utterly moronic, right? Like who tf is trying to teach 5 year olds about sex?

So anyway, because I'm an asshole in my 30s who no longer cares about life, I went to the original post and commented

So ~20min later I get this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

Only took me 1 whole comment. Who are supposed to be the "snowflakes" again?

[nothingbutdissociation]

You literally tagged it with the don’t say gay bill. A bill that only applies to 3rd grade and below. Your bias is showing

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

... because that's what people were calling it

[hotvampireadjacent]

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

queen sus

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

I got new glasses. They're a fucking vibe

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Because you attractive

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Are you on Fetlife or OnlyFans?

...why?

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Why is this a thing

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Iron Chef Japan is the only Iron Chef that matters

YEAH I SAID IT

[stingrachelart]

Brotherly bonding time

[traddmoore]

GODZILLA RIVALS: VS BATTRA Cover (2022)

and

‘Lizard Sunset’ (2022)

By Tradd Moore

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

Anbody else getting hit up by a ton of porn bots🤖 lately ??

[lowkeyed1]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[cheeseforsalvation]

[blueshark15]

[cierv-o-robot-o-deactivated2026]

Soup and bird 

Bonus, because they’re besties and I love them 

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