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[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[saltedsaltine]

putting this out here as well! It's a little short notice on tumblr but if you're jumping for the chance to talk to other winbre fans before your next con, mayhaps make a trip to Game Kastle Greenville on the 28th for a meetup! There's gonna be a craft party for it 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[saltedsaltine]

trying and failing to work on stuff for a fandom event at the end of the month hhhh the timeline for this is NOT it rn,, , ,,

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[sacred-portal]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[mixelation]

in some ways i love "power imbalance" ship discourse. it's like watching dude bros debate power levels. you're trying to turn an extremely complex and nuanced scenario into crunchable numbers. i think that's why so many people are fixated on age gaps tbh. and then often they fail hilariously because they'll be like "well, it's a five year age gap between adults, so that needs to be addressed--" and then not even consider the insane dynamic of (check notes) dating your direct commanding officer with mind control powers in a fantasy military setting

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[greelin]

yeah i contain multitudes. Unfortunately not in the way that is fun or marketable

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[girlfromtheantilles]

Beware of scammers! The government of Jamaica has set up an official donation page.

[girlfromtheantilles]

The Embassy of Jamaica in Washington DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S. They have asked people to contact them at [email protected] to coordinate support.

Please donate if you can and spread the word if you’re not able to do so at this time.

P. S. Thanks to those of you who have been boosting my posts on Hurricane Melissa donations. I appreciate you and your support.

[mikarchive2-deactivated20250714]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile

[apolladay]

Think of the most noticeable scar on your body. How did you get it?

From another person

From an animal

Sport injury

Falling (while not doing sports)

Dealing with sharp objects or broken glass/ceramics*

Dealing with non-sharp objects (happens)

Temperature burn

Chemical burn (what have you been doing?)

Something else

I have 2 or more equally noticeable scars that I got in different ways

I don't have scars/see results

Voting ended onOct 22, 2025

*if you fell on a sharp object, consider that falling. Otherwise, consider it dealing with sharp objects

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[eldritch-sanctum]

“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.

[the-haiku-bot]

“Ask ChatGPT this and that”

like fuck holy shit people

don’t want real advice.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[carys-the-ninth]

I don't think this is being widely covered by national news, but Western Alaska has been devastated by Typhoon Halong. Thousands of people are out of their homes, the coastal Yup'ik villages of Kwigillingok and Kipnuk had 6.6 feet of water above normal. Dozens of people were rescued swimming in icy waters, houses have been ripped off their foundations, one woman is dead, three people are still missing, and most people are sheltering in the community schools. This is a roadless, remote area where it's difficult to get supplies and help in, heading into winter. Consider giving towards the Native-coordinated disaster response sending food and other supplies if you can.