Dec 1, 2021
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I entered the bakery instead of the pharmacy, I panicked so I bought a baguette
Never pack too early or the cats will piss on your luggage - Plato
In the Paris-Lyon train, my seatmate, umprompted: "I never slept with my wife before getting married, what about you?" Me: "I don't know, what's the name of your wife?" and then he left me alone for the rest of the journey
I just finished "The wolf of Wall Street" and there's absolutely no wolf in that movie
My mother: I went to the café and told the guy who likes you if he could call you to let you know that I was in town and I was going to be a bit long so you wouldn't worry, this way he has your number and now you have his
Even Jane Austen wouldn't have dared
