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Another for my friend @helly-jelly787 for AF!!

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Artfight for my friend @helly-jelly787

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Hey y'all sorry for not posting. But I need help right now, my family is in a bad situation because of some stupid shit my brother did, so now we owe $1000. I'm opening emergency commissions. I'm doing $10 pngtuber models and have open donations up for my Kofi. Below are examples of a model I made for myself and the link to my kofi. I know that $10 means I have to make 100 models but honestly I don't care right now. I need to get this sorted asap.

Become a supporter of Helly.Jelly.787 today!

vital-ire

Hey folks I'm invoking my namesake here. It's Vital to be Angry.

The head of the copyright office was fired days ago, and the powers that be are trying to make sure that individual states cannot self regulate anything regarding AI. I am an Artist, I work hard and respect others who engage in this skill set. I assume you do too if you are even seeing this.

If you are in the states. Call your reps. Call your Senators.

Find any Representative.

Leave voice messages, speak to someone in person if you can get a hold of them.

For some more information here.

I keep my page clear of many things because I do not want to spam people thus encouraging them to ignore me as sheer background noise with all the problems we have in this world. Know that I am tired, I am justifiably upset over many other issues, I know I am not alone in that I'm sure most of you feel and know the same.

I have made these calls myself. Be direct. Be forward. Be orderly. Be Punctual. Do what you can.

coeluvr

So Apple is going to make joining patreons on the iOS app 30% more expensive starting from November.

Please make sure you join any patreons on the web because this is a scam and I hate Apple oml. Be free from whatever capitalism bs this is. 🙄

helly-jelly787

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

missusruin

witchsona commission for @mussthemoose (✿◡‿◡)

payasita

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

payasita

[a ticket reads that a customer wants their burger cut in half]

-"What the hell why are they so picky??? That's like for kids. That's like something my DAD would-- wait i don't have a dad-- that's like something my MOM would do"

-"BRO WHY ARE YOU CUSSING ME OUT IN SPANISH???" for some reason shouted so loudly that customers still in line all start laughing

-i open the restaurant and notice the kitchen is still kind of dirty and try to glean who closed last night, and i overhear two of the boys talking about yesterdaay

me: "so, you helped in the kitchen last night?"

IMMEDIATELY: "IT WASNT ME I JUST DID THE FRYERS LAST NIGHT"

me: "I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET"

payasita

i accidentally tripped over a gas line while trying to clean behind the stove and made a loud fear noise and the kid helping me clean the kitchen goes "dude your screams scare me. They remind me of when i accidentally step on my dog's tail"

payasita

the Real Adult in charge went to go give someone a break in another store and I'm chilling in ours for a bit and 5 mins one of the girls rushes up to me like "DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE AN ATTIC?"

I did. I have never seen the attic so I go check it out and there's already like three of them up there

me: the fuck are you guys doing???

clerk: they wanna do the grimace challenge up there

payasita

one of them has never heard of vampires

payasita

update about this one because another coworker wouldnt let it go: he insists he's Heard of them but thought they were, quote, "like, really big bats"

payasita

Clerk 1: dude don't mix that isn't it like toxic? What are the chemicals you're not supposed to mix--

me: WHAT'S IN THE SINK.

Clerk 2: We're trying to clean the sink

me: Which cleaners did you MIX

Clerk 3: All of it

me: DRAIN IT.

[one brief emergency explanation about never mixing cleaners and what mustard gas is]

Clerk 1: oh yeah didn't they use that during like world war two

Me: yeah man it's like, a war crime now. It's just such a horrible way to die that we can't use it anymore

Clerk 2: wait fr???

Clerk 3: ohh. What about opium?

Me: ...what?

Clerk 3: like the opium war.

Me:

[one brief emergency explanation about what the opium war was later]

payasita

Explained to the two boys helping me in the kitchen why we submerge our lettuce at night to help it keep. They proceed to have a conversation where one is absolutely messing with the other by trying to convince him that both lettuce and reptiles are living things that need to be soaked to survive, and are therefore related. he speaks with so much conviction and just keeps doubling down and the other one just gets increasingly angrier and I'm just trying not to crack up over the fryers

and then the exasperated kid whirls around at me and goes "IS LETTUCE REPTILES???" and I lose my fucking mind

payasita

I run this place with one other person who i Do Not Like and the kids are well aware of our stupid restaurant manager beef and love to gossip

They keep moving shit to inconvenient locations and I hate it and keep having to move shit back, then once on my day off they decided to call in help and move my Entire Fucking Kitchen around and I was real fucking pressed about it for like the rest of the week (put off opening the next morning to move all the big ass machines and fryers back my damned self to establish territory or whatever)

A week later one of the really sweet girls who helps me in the kitchen goes "hey I have a confession. me and (other kid) were there while they were moving your kitchen and we knew you'd hate it. I was going to say something"

"Oh no worries, it's not really your responsibility to go between us like that"

"no no, I was going to tell her to at least ask you about it first but then I was like 'hmmm....let's see how this plays out'. for the drama."

"...ok I guess I should probably be mad but that's actually really fucking funny"

payasita

today i turned around and saw this

asoftspotforangels

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

jackabbot

"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

jackabbot

rbing this again just to say that some of the people bringing up polyamory/polygamy are kinda missing the point.

yeah ot3s are a thing but multishipping means shipping the same character with more than one characters separately, as in not within the same relationship. because they aren't real and you don't have to find a "morally acceptable" way for them to be with multiple people, so they "aren't cheating", such as being in a poly relationship.

teaboot

This is the first time I've seen the word "multishipping" and emotionally I feel like I just watched the last 3 minutes of Final Destination 1

goldrushzukka

sebjir

The Luminastrians and their ethereal grace. And their haunted minds.

Kamisch's dragon form to celebrate the Year of the Dragon 🐉💚

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badasserywomen

Its only right you prove yourself in combat if you want a monster wife

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bogleech

Love looove the ocellated electric ray for being an electric fish with one false cyclops eyespot on its back. It's just too perfect, it's like a dungeons and dragons animal. Don't step on the eye mark! It's the booby trap trigger button to a flat sand creature that will zap your ass