[testtest1998]

are we soulmates

[testtest1998]

Trans girl: *trying to flirt* "You know, if you were a fruit, you'd be a pumpkin."

Me: "haha, and why is th- 😳"

Trans girl: "😏"

Me: "😏"

[tiniestmousegirl]

[mf-dude]

[tel-aviva]

hes trying to explode you with his mind

[finlizziah]

Me when hateful person

[flyin-shark]

Me when I’m playing a game with my good friend shut fuck and it’s their turn

[testtest1998]

FUCK YOUR SHUT OFF

[testtest1998]

Dear Tumblr

How do I become part of the sexual themes community?

Thamks

[hanavesinauttija]

source

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[testtest1998]

That cat's got the cordyceps zombie fungus

[testtest1998]

DO NOT SPEAK ITALIAN TO THE GOATS

[catatonic-chaos-climax]

stewardess: would you like something to drink?

me: what are my options?

stewardess: yes or no

[testtest1998]

Me: "yes"

Stewardess: "sorry to hear that, I hope you'll get something to drink soon :/"

[qiwhy]

Tumblr should just make a seperate porn focused version if they're so scared of it. Call it Cumblr

[bootleg-nessie]

Doctors invented testicular cancer as an excuse to fondle my balls

[pancakeke]

these lakes look like boobs with some perspective

[junogears2]

It kinda does (I tried)

[zacariah-d]

Me frfr

[wafflels]

[testtest1998]

Omw to get this on me as a tramp stamp

[meow-for-eboys-deactivated20231]

4chan user asking the real questions