what the fuck is oatmeal

honestly, now, what is the point of this?

[battlingblogger]

My mom is savage

[battlingblogger]

This. This is what my legacy will be and I’m not even really in it.

[vampirerumor]

⇢ Ladies and gentleman, the best photo set you'll ever see. 👻

[beetlejuicecansteponme]

definitely reblogged this before but

*chefs kiss*

[triptrp]

look at him

just look at him

[beetlejuicecansteponme]

im such a clown for this thick, hairy man

[shitpostbot5k]

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

[poseidonstrident]

So after hearing this I did a little Google searching and found out that the name of this piece is “Gran Vals.” It was composed in 1902 by Spanish composer Francisco Tárrega. It was originally composed for guitar of all things. In 1993, the Executive Vice President of Nokia Ansii Vanjoki brought the piece to his Head of Corporate Communications Lauri Kivinen, and they selected an excerpt from measures 13-16 of the song to appear as the Type 7 ringtone on the Nokia 2110 released in 1994.

This is a performance of the original piece I found on YouTube. 

[retro-minty]

On the guitar, it sounds lovely. I prefer it, actually. It almost sounds like a lullaby. <3

[emiria]

[sexemulators]

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[gothdogparty]

you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what about the…

FORBIDDEN PLAYGROUND

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[nothereanymoreababandonedaccoun]

You better watch out

You better wATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[hgk477]

When driving at night

If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.

Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.

Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.

Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.

If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.

If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.

The contents of your trunk may vary.

If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.

You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.

When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.

Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.

Focus on your lane.

Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.

Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.

It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.

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[rosysuggest]

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diabetics: 💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓 💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖 💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞💓💗💕💖💞

⁽ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵖᵒˢᶦᵗᶦᵛᶦᵗʸ ᵒʳ ʳᵉᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐʸ ᵒʷⁿ ᵈᶦˢᵉᵃˢᵉ, ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶜᵃˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵘᶜʰ⁾

[diabetiquette]

me, crawling out of bed on all 4s at 3am with a blood sugar of 382:

ThOrstyy

[jamf1998]

Me, going down the stairs so slow you might not be able to tell that I am in fact doing so at 5:18 AM with a blood sugar of 62:

HunGyy

[basketcase1982]

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

[sugargetsmehigh]

When you walk through the house while low