Salted Raw Broccoli

Hey! It's ya girl, Salty Brocc. Izuku Midoriya simp. Anime obsessed and constantly stressed. Chat with me on Discord in Anime Cloud. Created this for another place to put some of my writings. Buy me coffee- saltybrocc 

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Gusari’s Eng Translated Haikyuu Doujin Links:

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IwaOi:

Ano Machi ni Sunderu Karera no Koto

Rating: Gen

Adult IwaOi where Iwaizumi is a photographer and Oikawa is a physiotherapist and has to deal with Iwa being away for his job.

Ghost Cleaner Love

Rating: Gen

A 4-koma where IwaOi can barely see ghosts and MatsuHana can see them clearly. Ghosts love Oikawa and Iwaizumi’s presence chases them away.

Gunjou no Shashin (Ultramarine Photograph)

Rating: Teen

IwaOi take a trip to the salt flats to elope, reminiscing on their childhood on the way there. Side Story: “Shufuku no Namae wa”

Higan no kagee (It’s Whole Like the Flash)

Rating: Teen

A story told through snapshots of IwaOi’s time in university where they also live with Mattsun and Makki.

Hyakumankai Ai wo Sakebe (The Million Times I Shout for Love)

Rating: Gen

What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?

Ichi Byoukan no Rendezvous (One-Second Rendezvous)

Rating: Gen

Significant moments in IwaOi’s relationships told through Iwa’s eyes.

Kokokara Dokonimo Ikenai (I Won’t be able to go Anywhere Else)

Rating: Gen

IwaOi at a traditional festival.

Kono Machi ni Sunderu Karera no Koto (The Story of Those Who Live in This Town)

Rating: Mature

Adult IwaOi’s domestic life where they also scale a mountain together.

Shisseishou Oikawa Tooru no Hanashi (The Story of Aphonic Oikawa Tooru)

Rating: Gen

Oikawa loses the ability to speak.

Shukufuku no Namae wa (Beginning to End)

Rating: Gen (& A for Angst)

Side Story to “Gunjou no Shashin.” A story of Iwaizumi and Oikawa growing up together and maybe losing each other.

Tanoshii Jigoku wo Irodoru Nara

Rating: Explicit

ABO verse - where Iwa is a beta and Oikawa’s an omega. A story where Oikawa falling in love helps overcomes his self hatred of being an omega.

Tonari no Fukanou to Koufuku (The Next Door’s Impossibility and Fortune)

Rating: Gen

An OC moves into the apartment next to IwaOi and is shook when he meets his neighbors.

Uramado Dogfight (Dogfight from a Rear Window)

Rating: Teen

IwaOi dated and broke up during high school. 5 years after University, Oikawa moves into an apartment just to find out that Iwaizumi is the balcony across from him.

MatsuOi:

Erohon

Rating: Explicit

Adult Mattsun and Oikawa have hot sex. Also Mattsun has some facial hair.

Erohon 1.5

Rating: Explicit

Adult Mattsun and Oikawa have hot sex but with more feelings this time.

Battle Deployment Series: Military AU where the HQ teams are mercenaries

The First Battle Deployment

Rating: Gen

A training session between IwaOi vs BokuAka vs KuroDai with a splash of AsaNoya, SugaKen, and KageHina

The Second Battle Deployment

Rating: Gen

Another training session between teams that turns into 1vs1 matches later.

The Third Battle Deployment **Not translated

Rating: Gen

A training session between Iwaizumi and Oikawa.

The Fourth Battle Deployment

Rating: Gen

A training session between IwaOi vs MatsuHana.

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Strained

New drabble time.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26533345/chapters/65004058

https://www.wattpad.com/958220464-salty%27s-discord-drabbles-strained

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So I’m working on things for Halloween. And of course, now that it has my full attention, I feel fidgety because I’m not posting anything until 10/19 but I’m not working on my other side projects until these are done. Somehow it’s like I’m not creating anything even though I am... if that makes sense. 

Anyway. I wrote a new drabble the other day and I’ll post the link up to it in a bit!

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Boyfriend Bakugou

Tsun tsun bby 🥺🧡💚 I got the idea from this scene

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cc request for bakudeku eating spicy food 🌶️

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Coping with humor

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Two types of children…

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Help An Artist Out

Hey guys!

So just recently, I've made a very good friend on Discord who creates some AMAZING things. He goes by Kira and he has limitless potential and creativity.

These are just a few of his amazing pieces! The craziest thing is? He does all of these on his tiny little phone screen with only his finger.

Now, Kira would love to have a career as an artist and we would love to assist him in accomplishing that goal. We would like to raise $900 to get Kira an iPad pro and an iPencil so he can create at his full potential.

If you'd like to become apart of this amazing journey with us, the gofundme page is HERE

Please follow him on Instagram and Twitter as well to show your support!

Instagram

Twitter

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REBLOG AROUND AGAIN

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Help An Artist Out

Hey guys!

So just recently, I've made a very good friend on Discord who creates some AMAZING things. He goes by Kira and he has limitless potential and creativity.

These are just a few of his amazing pieces! The craziest thing is? He does all of these on his tiny little phone screen with only his finger.

Now, Kira would love to have a career as an artist and we would love to assist him in accomplishing that goal. We would like to raise $900 to get Kira an iPad pro and an iPencil so he can create at his full potential.

If you'd like to become apart of this amazing journey with us, the gofundme page is HERE

Please follow him on Instagram and Twitter as well to show your support!

Instagram

Twitter

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REBLOG AROUND AGAIN

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Credit to @ gussan_oya on twitter

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Also, just an FYI for those of you who like personalization on your phones. I do make custom apps like this video of my phone below. If you'd like to request one shoot me an ask with what app and a character.

Widgets are for iPhone only so sorry I can't help there

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My Drabble Links

For those of you that know me on discord- here is the link to the drabbles I've written since my friends there are a fountain of inspiration. Some involve my OC Aster, some are BakuDeku, some are Fem!Deku, some are Villain Deku, Enjoy or Don't! Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/240060075-salty%27s-discord-drabbles AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26533345?view_full_work=true

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Coffee for Three

Summary: Izuku Midoriya (fem) has just gotten home from traveling overseas and resumed working at a local coffee shop in her home town. Her friends are excited for her return after she's been gone for over a year. Her childhood bully, Katsuki Bakugo, has realized how crappy life has been without her around to pick on for the past year. Meanwhile, a new night shift worker has joined the staff before Izuku returned and her curiosity about the new teammate sparks when she they start communicating in the oddest of fashions.

Chapter 1: The Grind

"Welcome back, Midoriya!" A hand clapped against her back, the motion nearly made her drop the heavy box of sugar packets she had been moving to the counter. "It's good to see your smiling face first thing in the morning again."

Izuku chuckled, setting the box down and turned to see her friend and coworker Eijirou looking down at her with a wide toothy grin. The red haired man had grown since she had taken leave from work. His cheeks had slimmed out, biceps were now (somehow) bigger, and Izuku swore he shot up in height another few inches. That silly lopsided grin she had come to appreciate when opening the shop in the morning.

"Glad to be back." She said cheerfully. "Thanks Kirishima. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was coming back. I thought it would be a fun surprise to just pop back up at work."

"I'll forgive you if you make me a cappuccino when we get the machines set up. I have been craving the ones you make. That is- if you even still remember how to make one." He nudge her with his elbow, laughing out loud when her brows knitted together into a glare up at him. "Kidding- I'm kidding. But it's been- what? A year? Tell me about the States. How was studying abroad? Did you already tell Uraraka and Iida?" The questions came flying as he began setting up the espresso machines.

Izuku continued stocking the items at the self serve station before moving to the check their supplies behind the counter. "I may not have been working here for a year, but I did work in another coffee shop overseas. So, I haven't missed a beat." She shot him a half smug grin. "The States were fun. I did a lot of studying, got to spend all that time with my dad. He's actually doing pretty well after my mom and him separated- or at least he's keeping busy. I did text Ochaco last night to tell her I had finished unpacking, but I didn't really let anyone know except my mom until I got home last night. I just-" Izuku scratched the back of her head, refusing to make eye contact for a moment. "-didn't want it to be a big deal."

Eijirou leaned against the black countertop, arms folded over his broad chest. "A big deal? Midoriya we've missed you, we haven't seen your face in a year. You owe me so many cappuccinos that I've missed out on- first of all. Second, I'm texting everyone; we're going out this weekend."

Izuku rolled her eyes, "you sound like, Ochaco."

"Oh? That's who I'll text first then. I'm sure she's already plotting and scheming a dreaded 'welcome home' party for you." He laughed pulling out his phone.

"Don't bother, she and Iida will be here later today. You both can plot against me then." She pouted. Kirishima peered over his phone at her, the corner of his mouth dragging up into a sly grin. "What?"

Continue reading on...

Wattpad- https://www.wattpad.com/949214648-coffee-for-three-the-grind

AO3- https://archiveofourown.org/works/26533729/chapters/64676365

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Introductions

Hello, it’s ya girl- Salty B! Back and better than ever. I left tumblr for a very long time. Currently I’m on Discord, vibing away but I wanted to come back and start posting my writing on Tumblr again. 

Here’s somethings about me:

My old tumblr handle (which probably still exists) was salted_barbed_wire. I have been a member of the wrestling fandom for eons. But recently left due to some personal conflicts with other users. I don’t write as much for it anymore since Covid though. When the virus hit and I started working from home, I began binge watching as much anime as I could. Of course, the one I fell in love with was My Hero Academia. (Not that I don’t enjoy the other’s it’s just this one hit me differently.) I’m currently 100% caught up in the manga so if you ever want to talk spoilers, I’m your girl. I’m an admin on Anime Cloud ( https://discord.gg/RmNztYD ) and the resident BNHA expert, or, I have a Twitter which is practically the same as my handle for this blog. You’ll find it.

Interests: Food (Specifically Hot Cheetos), sleeping, long walks on the beach, cooking, learning other languages, coffee 

Hobbies: Lightsaber dueling, collecting various geek gear for the nerd cave, writing, rp-ing as one (1) Izuku Midoriya, thirsting over hot anime characters, being horrible at video games. 

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Bleach, Dr. Stone, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu, Yuri on Ice

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/salty_brocc

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Salted_Pretzels

And that’s pretty much everything you need to know about me for now. I have messages closed because I won’t be on much but to share a few things here and there. 

Thank you! And glad to be back!

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Finally. A BNHA themed blog. Ya girl is back